I read the entire thread, and I'm not angry. Thanks for both the insult and assumption, though. Also super happy to be a part of a thread that the OP even admits is "unlikely." For the record: I'd put the odds well beyond "unlikely," as in: unless a team offers something incomprehensible as an offer sheet (7x$6M+), I doubt Laf even signs it, and even at that amout, the Rangers nearly certainly match.
Not every "unlikely" thought that pops into someone's head is deserving of a thread to "discuss," which has basically just been you shitposting and claiming everyone disagreeing is "angry." You weren't looking for a discussion, you were looking for people to argue with or for people to say Laf isn't worth an offersheet because he's so bad and the Rangers need to add a 1st+ to dump horrible Goodrow.
Edit: if you were actually looking for a discussion, you'd have used one of the 100 other threads from the last few months alone already discussing the same idea.