OT: 87th Obsequious Banter Thread: Don't be Brash

[ajgoal]

Popcorn is the best form of corn. I douse mine in liquified butter and then coat it in Old Bay.

Old Bay might be the most overrated condiment ever concocted.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Old Bay might be the most overrated condiment ever concocted.

I'm prone to agree, except for the situations where it excels.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

If y'all want a snack that'll put some hair on your chest, eat a spoonful of minced garlic, then chase it with a shot of lime juice.

Try it and get back to me.

 

[BernieParent]

Popcorn is the best form of corn. I douse mine in liquified butter and then coat it in Old Bay.

I have had Mexican corn once in a dish. A local restaurateur had his mother send him some from home. It is white and puffy -- no, not popcorn -- and he said it grow underground. Maybe he was joking. But it was very good.

The restaurant also was the best restaurant ever. He had no menu; just came over and sat down, listed the meat and other ingredients he had available, and asked the patrons what they wanted. He could cook Thai, he could cook Indian, he made some amazing dishes that I have never eaten elsewhere. And it was all open kitchen so he would explain what he was doing while he did it. Unfortunately, too many smooth-brains ... I mean cotton-headed ninny mugginses couldn't come up with their own ideas so it gradually just became a Mexican place and lost all of its novelty.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Horseradish sauce heaped on a saltine or in a spoon is a great snack

I add it to mayonnaise when making chicken salad. Gives it a nice kick

 

[BernieParent]

If y'all want a snack that'll put some hair on your chest, eat a spoonful of minced garlic, then chase it with a shot of lime juice.

Try it and get back to me.

We only have lemon juice; will that do?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

We only have lemon juice; will that do?

Yes, but lime juice tastes better.

 

[ajgoal]

I'm prone to agree, except for the situations where it excels.

So, never?

 

[Asnito]

If y'all want a snack that'll put some hair on your chest, eat a spoonful of minced garlic, then chase it with a shot of lime juice.

Try it and get back to me.

That sounds a lot like this

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yes, but lime juice tastes better.

Minced jarred garlic gives me tragic gas. Remember the other weekend where I declined any PVP game because of poop issues? Yeah. Remind me to tell you of that f***ing saga.

 

[Beef Invictus]

So, never?

We are going to wrestle in the woods.

 

[Jack Straw]

My greeting when I got home from the supermarket today

 

[GapToothedWonder]

Popcorn is the best form of corn. I douse mine in liquified butter and then coat it in Old Bay.

Oh my Jesus. How have I never thought of this.

 

[ajgoal]

We are going to wrestle in the woods.

Nah. I'm patient. I'll just wait until little Beef ends you for me.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Minced jarred garlic gives me tragic gas. Remember the other weekend where I declined any PVP game because of poop issues? Yeah. Remind me to tell you of that f***ing saga.

Garlic poops are the best, tbh.

 

[Appleyard]

My dad used to make the most bizarre snack. Ritz cracker, thin slice of cheddar, dollop of peanut butter, and touch of horseradish. It actually was good.

When I was a poor student I literally had no money one day.

I looked in my cupboards and fridge and had two things. Cheese and Rice. Was getting money two days later...

so for 3 meals had rice, with melted cheese mixed into it. It was really good. And I dont really like rice. Hahaha.

I told my brother and he actually ate it several times at University by semi-choice. And liked it.

 

[Appleyard]

"The planet Saturn, and of course, all of its rings." I love that guy (and all the Pythons)

I read Graham Chapman's biography and it was so interesting. The man himself was just... very fascinating, a seemingly brilliant person, and just too good at everything ahaha.

He was the main writer alongside Cleese. He was the best actor of all of them and that was why he was the lead in the films. He was apparently the funniest of them in person. The cleverest. And the nicest after Palin ahahaha. He was also a fully qualified, practicing Doctor for a lot of his early time in Monty Python. As well as being a very good athlete, especially in rugby. And in his spare time did mountaineering.

Plus talked about him coming out etc. What he did in the UK for LGBT rights afterwards. Which was at the same time tear-jerking and inspiring.

 

[Cody Webster]

How I eat my corn.

 

[ajgoal]

I spent a week eating rice and beans three meals a day. Finding a bottle of mustard was the greatest moment of my life to that point.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

. Remember the other weekend where I declined any PVP game because of poop issues?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Garlic poops are the best, tbh.

I ended up inflating with gas so severely that it injured me for days. I thought I might die

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I ended up inflating with gas so severely that it injured me for days. I thought I might die

We go now live to The Child for her take on the 'bef almost pooping himself to death' situation:

 

[Appleyard]

This made me laugh a lot.

It is also pretty much how every 40-50 year old Mancunian who is a bit "rough" acts physically. The weird constant slightly aggressive movement with a slight comedic aspect to it... and the city genuinely has its own walk.

 

[GapToothedWonder]

When I was a poor student I literally had no money one day.

I looked in my cupboards and fridge and had two things. Cheese and Rice. Was getting money two days later...

so for 3 meals had rice, with melted cheese mixed into it. It was really good. And I dont really like rice. Hahaha.

I told my brother and he actually ate it several times at University by semi-choice. And liked it.

And thats why you never went pro. Surprised you didn't slather some mayo in there.

 

[Cody Webster]

GOAT popcorn