OT: 87th Obsequious Banter Thread: Don't be Brash

[Starat327]

Someone i work with tried getting to the office today...

 

[Flybynite]

Maybe at some point more people will realize those climage change flooding projection maps are serious.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@JojoTheWhale @Hollywood Couturier @Starat327

Add more ats to our jersey friends

We’re good. For once no tree limbs or flooding.

My biggest issue is that my idiot landscaper decided to show up at 7:30AM this morning and mow my lawn. So now my lawn is not looking so hot from the weight of the machines pushing down the soft ground. Tracks embedded into the grass and mud everywhere.

 

[ajgoal]

We’re good. For once no tree limbs or flooding.

My biggest issue is that my idiot landscaper decided to show up at 7:30AM this morning and mow my lawn. So now my lawn is not looking so hot from the weight of the machines pushing down the soft ground.

I know a guy...

Seriously though, who sends lawn crews out after a day like yesterday?

 

[Flybynite]

 

[Starat327]

I know a guy...

Seriously though, who sends lawn crews out after a day like yesterday?

HCs landscaper is known for his blunders.

 

[ajgoal]

HCs landscaper is known for his blunders.

That narrows it down to a choice few.

 

[Cody Webster]

That damage is just insane...going to try and head from my gf's house to my house at lunch. The area along the river in Conshy is completely under water. The river is so high that it almost reached the bottom of the bridge going across Fayette St

 

[ajgoal]

Just left a dr. appointment. He said one of the other docs from Mullica Hill lost their home yesterday.

 

[Young Sandwich]

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Superman33]

"Tornado warning... Go to your basement."

Umm... scuba gear needed?

My sister did not appreciate the "At least you didn't need to shelter from a tornado in your flooded basement" text I sent her last night. Not one bit.

She is in Phoenixville and her house is about midway down a pretty steep street. The bottom of the street is completely flooded out and all of their plumbing is backed up. She currently has about an inch of water across her basement, but they can't put the water down the drain so they are just throwing it back into the street... which just makes it go down hill towards the area causing the plumbing to not work. They can't flush toilets either, so the only one that can really go to the bathroom is the one still in diapers.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Pet dove? Please, tell more.

His name was King Bird and he was cool. He liked to ride on the back of the dog.

 

[orangey]

Real smart driving across that.

 

[Cody Webster]

They are worried about the stability of the Pickering Dam on the backside of Phoenixville...

 

[Jack Straw]

Holy shit.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Real smart driving across that.

It’s Roxborough/Manayunk. I’d expect nothing less. I say this as someone who lived there for a few years.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Well the weather here is beautiful. I'm gonna make espresso and read on the deck.

 

[Embiid]

Pet dove? Please, tell more.

That was his pet name for his asian love interest at the time...

 

[Cody Webster]

Well the weather here is beautiful. I'm gonna make espresso and read on the deck.

The deck or the dock?

 

[Beef Invictus]

They are worried about the stability of the Pickering Dam on the backside of Phoenixville...

There are a couple old dams that have lost gate functionality in Maryland. I hope these old dams are addressed by infrastructure spending.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The deck or the dock?

Deck, I'm not a robber baron like some here

 

[Beef Invictus]

he was cool.

Skeptical.

He liked to ride on the back of the dog.

No longer skeptical

 

[Beef Invictus]

Real smart driving across that.

That shouldn't be open.

 

[Embiid]

@JojoTheWhale

30th street station is a mess.

There goes my bike ride when I return...which I don't want to do. Absolutely gorgeous day in Cape May and no arguments yet from wives ripping on their husbands for ogling girls in thongs...