OT: 87th Obsequious Banter Thread: Don't be Brash

[Flybynite]

They're entitled to two bathroom breaks in a five set match, but no time limit is in the rulebook.

That's what he has exploited.

- Six weeks? - My zipper got stuck.

 

[Jack Straw]

They're entitled to two bathroom breaks in a five set match, but no time limit is in the rulebook.

That's what he has exploited.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Bagels Mannarino after the bathroom break.

Sorry @Hurricane28. Better to have lost the tiebreak...

 

[Hurricane28]

Bagels Mannarino after the bathroom break.

Sorry @Hurricane28. Better to have lost the tiebreak...

Betting gods taketh with Mannarino and giving it right with SF Giants F5 miracle push

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Couturier, Tsitsipas was up 2 sets to none, lost the third set in a tiebreak, and now has been on a "bathroom break" for several minutes.

Just over 8 minutes in total.

Sometimes you just have to laugh and respect the hustle.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Welp. HCette just informed me that her coworker who is out on maternity leave had her house destroyed in Mullica Hill and were “within seconds of dying.” Which it’s not clear if they either got into their basement or out of the collapsing house at the last second.

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

I got so shit faced during Ivan and tried to parasail in the quad of my unit wearing a flak jacket, Kevlar helmet, a few poncho liners strung together, some 550 cord to hold onto, and standing in the bottom of a cooler.
Got dragged a good bit of feet but didn’t get off the ground. Thank god lol.

Young, dumb, and full of....

As a vet, you've probably heard the rest. Been there, done similar things myself back in the day!

 

[Lord Defect]

Welp. HCette just informed me that her coworker who is out on maternity leave had her house destroyed in Mullica Hill and were “within seconds of dying.” Which it’s not clear if they either got into their basement or out of the collapsing house at the last second.

Terrifying. I’m glad on the whole that they are ok.

 

[Lord Defect]

Young, dumb, and full of....

As a vet, you've probably heard the rest. Been there, done similar things myself back in the day!

Fun. The last word is fun. (@Striiker has sensitive ears)

 

[Lord Defect]

=21

 

[DancingPanther]

Umm... is your girlfriend HCette? Because her parents basement is flooding.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

- Six weeks? - My zipper got stuck.

Major kudos! I've long believed I was the only person that remembered quotes from this movie! Amazingly, I caught it on TV a little while ago. First time I'd seen it in nearly 30 years and I still remembered most of the scenes. I guess I was just at "that age" when I first watched, and haven't forgotten it since then.

 

[DancingPanther]

Welp. HCette just informed me that her coworker who is out on maternity leave had her house destroyed in Mullica Hill and were “within seconds of dying.” Which it’s not clear if they either got into their basement or out of the collapsing house at the last second.

f***ing Christ

 

[PDX Flyer]

Wow if Newark airport is like that I can only image spots on NYC and Hoboken. Back in the day during just a normal storm the Hudson would flood over the river walls into the Hoboken and that was 12-15 years ago. I cant imagine how much water is there now.

 

[VladDrag]

I read thru some of the posts last night. I hope everyone and all loved ones are okay. I got some water in my basement but nothing crazy.

 

[Lord Defect]

@ everyone, ok?

 

[DancingPanther]

@ everyone, ok?

@JojoTheWhale @Hollywood Couturier @Starat327

Add more ats to our jersey friends

 

[Starat327]

@JojoTheWhale @Hollywood Couturier @Starat327

Add more ats to our jersey friends

All good here. some branches down in the yard, but otherwise ok.

 

[ajgoal]

We are ok, just now starting to get some water in the basement.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Welp. HCette just informed me that her coworker who is out on maternity leave had her house destroyed in Mullica Hill and were “within seconds of dying.” Which it’s not clear if they either got into their basement or out of the collapsing house at the last second.

This is what we live with all the time - not the collapsing house, obviously, but the running to the basement. When I was a kid I had to race around the first floor to catch our pet dove and bring him downstairs into the basement at the last minute (the tornado just missed us). I can't imagine what it's like when you aren't used to it and don't have the same kind of awareness or ready warning systems/habits in place.

 

[Starat327]

This is what we live with all the time - not the collapsing house, obviously, but the running to the basement. When I was a kid I had to race around the first floor to catch our pet dove and bring him downstairs into the basement at the last minute (the tornado just missed us). I can't imagine what it's like when you aren't used to it and don't have the same kind of awareness or ready warning systems/habits in place.

Pet dove? Please, tell more.

 

[Starat327]

@JojoTheWhale

30th street station is a mess.

 

[Young Sandwich]

 

[Starat327]

God this grosses me out so much but at the same time -- super cute.