2022/23 Roster Thread II: Worth Every Penny

[ponder719]

It’s Sturm.

Sturm.

Not Strum.

In deady's defense, autocorrect does replace Sturm with Strum, given that one of the two is an English word, and the other is, at best, a loan word used in a single German phrase. But I'll bet you've never been caught out by an inconvenient autocorrect mishap, have you?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm not going anywhere EVER now that I know you want me to delete my account because my hyperbolic takes are too aggravating for your uptight self-serious ass.

Go ahead and block me if it'll make your experience here more palatable.

Actually, since you can seemingly only tolerate your own posts, why don't you just block everyone?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

In deady's defense, autocorrect does replace Sturm with Strum, given that one of the two is an English word, and the other is, at best, a loan word used in a single German phrase. But I'll bet you've never been caught out by an inconvenient autocorrect mishap, have you?

He’s called him Strum and been corrected multiple times. At this point it could be construed as being intentional.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

Feltcher

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

My dad thought it was "Cal Maker" up until a few months ago

 

[BiggE]

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

The Flyers are gonna need to reprint a shitload of sweaters:
Pissolainen
Flayes
Probeitoff
Van Creampielike

And I’m sure Flutchtard is about to bring in a whole lot more

 

[DancingPanther]

He’s called him Strum and been corrected multiple times. At this point it could be construed as being intentional.

Thybelle

 

[FLYguy3911]

Thybelle

Janeter

 

[Fight4yourRight]

The Flyers are gonna need to reprint a shitload of sweaters:
Pissolainen
Flayes
Probeitoff
Van Creampielike

And I’m sure Flutchtard is about to bring in a whole lot more

Why…

 

[Magua]

This conversation is how I know Fletcher needs to hurry up and make another bad move. It won’t be long.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Cevin

 

[Starat327]

I'm not going anywhere EVER now that I know you want me to delete my account because my hyperbolic takes are too aggravating for your uptight self-serious ass.

Go ahead and block me if it'll make your experience here more palatable.

Actually, since you can seemingly only tolerate your own posts, why don't you just block everyone?

Who are you even talking to?

 

[Magua]

Cevin

If Hayes scores 80 points and wins the Selke, and the Flyers get 120 points, will you delete your account?

 

[DancingPanther]

If Hayes scores 80 points and wins the Selke, and the Flyers get 120 points, will you delete your account?

And lose out on $12 per year? I think not!

 

[Flyerfan4life]

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

vorachek agrees..

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

vorachek agrees..



this offseason banter is legit better then the 21/22 Flyers hockey season was...

 

[BigToe]

Why…View attachment 564217

Most beautiful person in hockey atm

 

[ponder719]

He’s called him Strum and been corrected multiple times. At this point it could be construed as being intentional.

Maybe it is, I’m not in his head (now there’s a frightening thought.) Just saying that autocorrect doesn’t care how many times you type something, it’s still going to replace it with whatever it ducking wants.

 

[Beef Invictus]

If Hayes scores 80 points and wins the Selke, and the Flyers get 120 points, will you delete your account?

Will you still be a fan?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Maybe it is, I’m not in his head (now there’s a frightening thought.) Just saying that autocorrect doesn’t care how many times you type something, it’s still going to replace it with whatever it ducking wants.

 

[bobbythebrain]

Will you still be a fan....@Captain Dave Poulin?

Fixed

 

[Fire Tortorella]

I believe all hockey players should have their names maliciously misspelled until they earn the right for correctness

Carlo Coaliacovo (?) was the biggest target for this.

 

[BernieParent]

He’s called him Strum and been corrected multiple times. At this point it could be construed as being intentional.

Writing "Strum" is the way dead picks to make you fret. He's just stringing you along.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Carlo Coaliacovo (?) was the biggest target for this.

It's spelled Comfo Coliacovovagoaocovovovovovivvio.

 

[sa cyred]

Sorry if it has been posted (and it’s from Sommerman but it’s actually Friedman)