OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Embiid]

Hopefully he can expose others before the elites kill him too.

Supposedly Bieber might be involved in his web of sexual deviancy...

 

[ajgoal]

Hopefully, he winds up like Epstein...

Exclusive | Diddy ‘as bad as Epstein,’ says officer who saw his sex rooms, hidden cameras during Miami mansion raid

“These women are young. Either barely legal, or barely illegal,” the federal source said.

nypost.com

Only if he gets to testify about all of his high powered associates first.

 

[Beef Invictus]

This is the best beach season. You'd have to be some kind of chewing enthusiast to say otherwise

 

[Striiker]

@JojoTheWhale this made me think of you

 

[Magua]

This is the best beach season. You'd have to be some kind of chewing enthusiast to say otherwise

Since you hate chewing so much, send us a thirst trap.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale this made me think of you

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[Kermit the Prog]

This is the best beach season. You'd have to be some kind of chewing enthusiast to say otherwise

I make beef jerky, so I have the jaws of a bear trap. You girly men can have your reusable straws, olive forks, and sippy cups.

 

[Magua]

@Captain Dave Poulin — found a news story you might enjoy!

Thai woman freed after hours of being strangled by a python | CNN

A Thai woman was rescued by police after being strangled by a python’s coils for more than two hours.

amp.cnn.com

 

[Amorgus]

Don't suppose anyone else here is going to the ELO show at Wells Fargo tomorrow?

 

[trostol]

Don't suppose anyone else here is going to the ELO show at Wells Fargo tomorrow?

I believe a coworker is...I kinda wanted to but nah

 

[Embiid]

Dashcam video captures 8-year-old Ohio girl driving family SUV on Target run

Police in Ohio have released the dashcam video showing an 8-year-old girl driving herself to Target to go shopping after taking her mother's vehicle.

www.foxnews.com

 

[DancingPanther]

Don't suppose anyone else here is going to the ELO show at Wells Fargo tomorrow?

Jeff Lynne rules. I saw him the last time he came around and it was an AWESOME show with the live orchestra and everything

 

[Amorgus]

Jeff Lynne rules. I saw him the last time he came around and it was an AWESOME show with the live orchestra and everything

ELO was a favorite of my dad's so that got passed on to my brother and I. Plus we had a local amusement park ride that used to play Fire on High for theme music while projecting 70's/80's sci-fi art on the walls. So wish my brother was still around to share this with me.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin — found a news story you might enjoy!

Thai woman freed after hours of being strangled by a python | CNN

A Thai woman was rescued by police after being strangled by a python’s coils for more than two hours.

amp.cnn.com

It's a miracle that I survived that place. Seriously.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Since you hate chewing so much, send us a thirst trap.

Ok fine.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Metropolis and THX on TCM. I guess sleep is off the table

 

[Beef Invictus]

Also I found a good rock today. I may have to polish it. It is pleasing to me.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Magua wake up it's time to watch German film for 2.5 hours. Don't be a fool

 

[Magua]

@Magua wake up it's time to watch German film for 2.5 hours. Don't be a fool

The Lives of Others 2am Saturday on TCM. Yi Yi 2am Monday. You’re welcome.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ew who let all these poor dirty children into the horny sex garden

 

[Beef Invictus]

I need hexagon glasses and a bold tuxedo where my shirt is untucked. And people say the Germans have no culture

 

[Beef Invictus]

INDUSTRY!

 

[Beef Invictus]

MINDLESSLY MENIAL LABOR

 

[Beef Invictus]

SYNCHRONIZED WORKING

 

[Beef Invictus]

AN ANOMALOUS MACHINE