OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Lord Defect]

You don’t want Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy to come after you.

He’s on my side

 

[Striiker]

He’s on my side
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Guess you’ve never heard of a sleeper agent, huh? You silly fool.

 

[Lord Defect]

Guess you’ve never heard of a sleeper agent, huh? You silly fool.

I literally have him in the palm of my hand.
Shouldn’t you be brushing your teeth and getting ready for bed right about now?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

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I can’t believe this guy

I’m going to need a couple of days, but I’ll change it back to the original. It’s on my home PC and I had to come up to visit my parents for health reasons.

 

[Striiker]

I’m going to need a couple of days, but I’ll change it back to the original. It’s on my home PC and I had to come up to visit my parents’ for health reasons.

1) I dunno…. The more I think about it I think this is a pretty good fit

2) Hope everyone is ok

3) still hate you though

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m going to need a couple of days, but I’ll change it back to the original. It’s on my home PC and I had to come up to visit my parents for health reasons.

Hope all goes well.

 

[ajgoal]

My wife has been away for two months and I have never been so tired in my life.

 

[Striiker]

My wife has been away for two months and I have never been so tired in my life.

Because she isn’t there to read you bedtime stories?

 

[trostol]

anyone have an inkling of why the Clampett's moved to Beverly Hills specifically?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[trostol]

this feels prophetic somehow lol

 

[Embiid]

this feels prophetic somehow lol

Somebody report the Flyers org and front office as harboring some of these escapees...

 

[Flybynite]

So is this Project X or 12 monkeys?

 

[Jack Straw]

Today's bike ride...

With a few virtual friends, I'm in the white jersey...

Hmm, maybe next time I'll head over to St Moritz...

 

[Embiid]

RIP and thanks for my first exposure to dopamine hits...

Elwood Edwards, Voice of AOL's 'You've Got Mail,' Dead at 74

Elwood Edwards, the iconic voice of AOL's "You’ve Got Mail" audio message, has died after a long illness.

www.tmz.com

 

[Embiid]

Watch moment 43 lab monkeys go on rampage in 28 Days Later-style prison break

THIS is the bizarre moment a pack of monkeys is caught on their daring escape from a research facility in a 28 Days Later-style breakout. Footage shows the 43 mischievous monkeys dashing to freedom…

www.the-sun.com

 

[trostol]

well...damn

 

[trostol]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1855079418496004210

 

[Flybynite]

well...damn

If I had to pick my three 'favorite voices' for actors growing up. It's probably James Earl Jones, Tony Todd, and Keith David. Sadly only Keith David is is now left.

 

[DancingPanther]

@JojoTheWhale when the country needed him most, summoning salt returns

 

[Kermit the Prog]

If I had to pick my three 'favorite voices' for actors growing up. It's probably James Earl Jones, Tony Todd, and Keith David. Sadly only Keith David is is now left.

The Man

 

[Lord Defect]

The kids and I watched the mighty ducks D2 tonight. When team America/ducks go down 4-0y son says “oh man this is like when you watch the flyers”

 

[Magua]

The kids and I watched the mighty ducks D2 tonight. When team America/ducks go down 4-0y son says “oh man this is like when you watch the flyers”

Ducks were gonna healthy scratch their best player, Adam Banks, in D2 at the end, until Scott Laughton — I mean, Charlie — gave up his spot.

 

[Cody Webster]

From no rain for 40+ days to a thanksgiving week snow storm

https://x.com/i/web/status/1855716212711248300

 

[trostol]

still gets me every time