OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Took 10 minutes to vote and most of that was just explaining the process to the kid, letting em soak in what was going on.
I prefer to vote in person. I think it should be harder to vote absentee and only for legitimate reasons, not just because.

Did I miss anything in the past week or 32?

HE LIVES

 

[Lord Defect]

Speaking of catching up it's been a coaster ride trying to catch up on things here after being electronic device free for a few weeks.


Protect your melons folks we only have one.

You good?

I’m not back reading. I’m having faith you guys will all accurately catch me back up on everything.

 

[Chinatown88]

You good?

I’m not back reading. I’m having faith you guys will all accurately catch me back up on everything.

Literally every same argument and talking point with the new added players sprinkled in for the Flyers. Also same old Torts discussions.

Phillies was despair and usual.

Eagles is par for the course cause it's Jekyll and Hyde with the team.

So honestly you didn't miss much. Also Jojo still owes me homemade pizza pics from his floor model pizza oven he bought Mrs. TheWhale over a year ago.

Edit: If you ever read this without me tagging you Jojo, I hope you will be forced to put all the RGB lights on your abode for Christmas.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

JOJO REMOVE THAT IMMEDIATELY

!VOTEBAN

I WILL FOREVER HATE BRAZIL. THEY RUIN EVERY ONLINE GAME

Sorry, you already told me avatars are permanent. I listen good.

 

[dragonoffrost]

You good?

I’m not back reading. I’m having faith you guys will all accurately catch me back up on everything.

Now yes even back in the office... but the last few weeks were an adventure.

 

[Striiker]

Sorry, you already told me avatars are permanent. I listen good.

I didn’t say permanent, they just have to be distinct enough to make them easily recognizable while scrolling so I know if I should skip or read.

So actually, I guess this works. You should keep it.

 

[Chinatown88]

I didn’t say permanent, they just have to be distinct enough to make them easily recognizable while scrolling so I know if I should skip or read.

So actually, I guess this works. You should keep it.

Jojo never back reads I swear.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Honestly no. Everything's the same. Feels nice to see you back.

Wait Striiker is in the early stages of rebelling against the mods.

They took away his nuggies and apple juice

 

[Striiker]

Honestly no. Everything's the same. Feels nice to see you back.

Wait Striiker is in the early stages of rebelling against the mods.

Actually the planning goes back a long while. I have a multi-stage plan that could take years, but I’m confident it will eventually end with victory

 

[BernieParent]

Jojo never back reads I swear.

He absorbs.

Took 10 minutes to vote and most of that was just explaining the process to the kid, letting em soak in what was going on.
I prefer to vote in person. I think it should be harder to vote absentee and only for legitimate reasons, not just because.

Did I miss anything in the past week or 32?

Speaking of catching up it's been a coaster ride trying to catch up on things here after being electronic device free for a few weeks.


Protect your melons folks we only have one.

Welcome back x2. Head trauma, DOF?

 

[dragonoffrost]

He absorbs.




Welcome back x2. Head trauma, DOF?

Head met tree stump.... so yeah

Good thing is my skull is a strong one or it would have been worse from what neurologist told me.

 

[Lord Defect]

Actually the planning goes back a long while. I have a multi-stage plan that could take years, but I’m confident it will eventually end with victory

Will it conclude before or after starting high school?

 

[Striiker]

Will it conclude before or after starting high school?

You want to go down with the mods too?

 

[Danko]

I could probably live in a silo

 

[Lord Defect]

You want to go down with the mods too?

This ain’t Xbox kid.
Is your mom going to drop you off or are you riding your huffy over

 

[Striiker]

This ain’t Xbox kid.
Is your mom going to drop you off or are you riding your huffy over

My agents will take care of it.

 

[BernieParent]

Head met tree stump.... so yeah

Good thing is my skull is a strong one or it would have been worse from what neurologist told me.

Wow, I am so sorry to hear, and I hope you have recovered fully.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Wow, I am so sorry to hear, and I hope you have recovered fully.

I'm supposed to be not doing lots of strenuous activity for another 2 weeks....

I'm back at the office .... yeah.... good luck following doctor's orders.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Took 10 minutes to vote and most of that was just explaining the process to the kid, letting em soak in what was going on.
I prefer to vote in person. I think it should be harder to vote absentee and only for legitimate reasons, not just because.

Did I miss anything in the past week or 32?

Flyers played at least 1 game

 

[Beef Invictus]

Head met tree stump.... so yeah

Good thing is my skull is a strong one or it would have been worse from what neurologist told me.

I'm glad you're doing better, but we do have machines for grinding stumps. Very few people use their heads anymore. It's a difficult art.

 

[Striiker]

I can’t believe this guy

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I could probably live in a silo

I really enjoyed season 1. Looking forward to this.

 

[Lord Defect]

My agents will take care of it.

These agents?

 

[kudymen]

This whole thing is not right and I'm disillusioned. This sucks. Unbelievable

 

[Striiker]

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These agents?

You don’t want Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy to come after you.