OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[trostol]

i believe, if i watched a vid right, I just need to reset the computer and don't do any of the setup before giving it away..after I wipe everything that is

 

[Beef Invictus]

Good luck naming a better dessert than pickled ginger. Can't be done.

 

[DancingPanther]

Good luck naming a better dessert than pickled ginger. Can't be done.

Fiancee made tira misu but instead of espresso the lady fingers were dipped in a limoncello reduction and there was a lemon mirangue on top. That's up there tbh

 

[trostol]

Old school leather wallet or new school minimalist wallet?

 

[Embiid]

Old school leather wallet or new school minimalist wallet?

So you...

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Old school leather wallet or new school minimalist wallet?

Full grain leather from a proper leatherworker. None of this upcharged fashion leather bullshit. It will literally outlast you and only look better as it ages.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Full grain leather from a proper leatherworker. None of this upcharged fashion leather bullshit. It will literally outlast you and only look better as it ages.

Figured you'd be a money clip guy.

 

[Magua]

Figured you'd be a money clip guy.

You’d think that, but he actually is a Rai Stone guy.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Figured you'd be a money clip guy.

Cash w/no clip. All bills going the same way and folded in half. Small wallet in different pocket. WhyAreYouBooingMeImRight.gif

 

[Lord Defect]

Cash w/no clip. All bills going the same way and folded in half. Small wallet in different pocket. WhyAreYouBooingMeImRight.gif

With a $100 inside the smaller bills.
But this is actually all in your man servants pockets not yours

 

[trostol]

Cash w/no clip. All bills going the same way and folded in half. Small wallet in different pocket. WhyAreYouBooingMeImRight.gif

That's me...but with..well not a money clip..more like one of those binder clips lol

 

[Cody Webster]

Got this Sperry wallet for free with a pair of shoes like 10 years ago. Best wallet ever. Other side has two spots for credit cards and cash goes in the middle

 

[Embiid]

Got this Sperry wallet for free with a pair of shoes like 10 years ago. Best wallet ever. Other side has two spots for credit cards and cash goes in the middle

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I see a condom ring....

 

[Cody Webster]

Down in Hilton Head, so I am going to miss our game tonight, which means @VladDrag will score 3 goals and have 3 assists because he's not stuck on a line with me

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@trostol 18 years old. Looks better than the day j bought it. Haven't babied it for a second. That scratch will buff out in 2 seconds whenever I do it. Every stitch is still perfect. Even the interior lining only looks better as the years go by. I paid $35 or $40. The exact same one is $59 now. They do not have to be expensive.

Go to a real craftsman that uses one single piece of full grain leather, marine grade thread, full grain pigskin lining etc etc. It will last your lifetime if you want it to.

 

[Lord Defect]

@trostol 18 years old. Looks better than the day j bought it. Haven't babied it for a second. That scratch will buff out in 2 seconds whenever I do it. Every stitch is still perfect. Even the interior lining only looks better as the years go by. I paid $35 or $40. The exact same one is $59 now. They do not have to be expensive.

Go to a real craftsman that uses one single piece of full grain leather, marine grade thread, full grain pigskin lining etc etc. It will last your lifetime if you want it to.

Look at that manicure.
@Starat327 jojo is creeping in on your only thumbs gig

 

[Chinatown88]

@trostol 18 years old. Looks better than the day j bought it. Haven't babied it for a second. That scratch will buff out in 2 seconds whenever I do it. Every stitch is still perfect. Even the interior lining only looks better as the years go by. I paid $35 or $40. The exact same one is $59 now. They do not have to be expensive.

Go to a real craftsman that uses one single piece of full grain leather, marine grade thread, full grain pigskin lining etc etc. It will last your lifetime if you want it to.

I'm updating my status again.

Literally have time for an #OnlyHands promo. SMH my head

 

[Starat327]

Look at that manicure.
@Starat327 jojo is creeping in on your only thumbs gig

You'd know that @JojoTheWhale and i have been doing collabs if you didnt let your subscription fall off.

 

[trostol]

@trostol 18 years old. Looks better than the day j bought it. Haven't babied it for a second. That scratch will buff out in 2 seconds whenever I do it. Every stitch is still perfect. Even the interior lining only looks better as the years go by. I paid $35 or $40. The exact same one is $59 now. They do not have to be expensive.

Go to a real craftsman that uses one single piece of full grain leather, marine grade thread, full grain pigskin lining etc etc. It will last your lifetime if you want it to.

oh i have a good leather one..i was just wondering what some others preferences were..though I do feel at times the wallet is just too..big...like I tried one of those minimal ones once and I just didn't get the feel of it

 

[Embiid]

If the gunship is a rockin' don't come a knockin'

Soldiers caught having sex in Apache gunship

Couple thought to have been under influence of alcohol when discovered by ground crew approaching aircraft for servicing

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

oh i have a good leather one..i was just wondering what some others preferences were..though I do feel at times the wallet is just too..big...like I tried one of those minimal ones once and I just didn't get the feel of it

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[trostol]

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Thankfully I am nowhere near George levels

 

[Magua]

You'd know that @JojoTheWhale and i have been doing collabs if you didnt let your subscription fall off.

He’s weighing you down. You can do better.

 

[Starat327]

He’s weighing you down. You can do better.

The rising tide lifts all boats, my friend.

 

[VladDrag]

Down in Hilton Head, so I am going to miss our game tonight, which means @VladDrag will score 3 goals and have 3 assists because he's not stuck on a line with me

Moved up to the top line - 3 assists in an 8-4 win.