OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Embiid]

Beloved family cat travels 800 miles to return home after going missing in Yellowstone

A couple has been reunited with their cat after he went missing while on a trip to Yellowstone National Park.

www.ksnblocal4.com

 

[Flybynite]

Beloved family cat travels 800 miles to return home after going missing in Yellowstone

A couple has been reunited with their cat after he went missing while on a trip to Yellowstone National Park.

www.ksnblocal4.com

So either someone found that cat and transported it and then it got away again and turned into a shelter or we got a real life

 

[Superman33]

So either someone found that cat and transported it and then it got away again and turned into a shelter or we got a real life

ABC-TV in Los Angeles isn't wrong.

 

[trostol]

Not an IPA guy but thus New Trails Double Broken Heels isn't bad

 

[Cody Webster]

Not an IPA guy but thus New Trails Double Broken Heels isn't bad

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The pineapple broken heels is wonderful

 

[Beef Invictus]

AI and Nuclear reactors..what can go wrong

I think it depends on who has programmed the AI. Let the Navy do it. The Navy has supposedly dreamed up every possible thing that can go wrong, and then they make their sailors memorize all those problems and the solutions to try in order. That process would work great with AI, it's a bunch of yes/no steps. Apparently, civilian nuke engineers don't thrive in the Navy because they like to take time to think about what's going on instead of just doing. Basically, they know too much.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Not an IPA guy but thus New Trails Double Broken Heels isn't bad

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Any IPA will get a like from me.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I think it depends on who has programmed the AI. Let the Navy do it. The Navy has supposedly dreamed up every possible thing that can go wrong, and then they make their sailors memorize all those problems and the solutions to try in order. That process would work great with AI, it's a bunch of yes/no steps. Apparently, civilian nuke engineers don't thrive in the Navy because they like to take time to think about what's going on instead of just doing. Basically, they know too much.

Not good. Not bad.

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1837675045621322173

@Captain Dave Poulin keep Japan Japanese. f*** people like this guy.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1837675045621322173

@Captain Dave Poulin keep Japan Japanese. f*** people like this guy.

Serioously, look at that guy - I wouldn't let his scruff ass in either.

 

[DayoftheGreek]

I passed multiple restaurants in a touristy area that had signs "NO ENGLISH, JAPANESE ONLY." God bless the Japanese.

 

[dragonoffrost]

The machine eats people now. Some would say it is symbolic. I say it is literal

I hope you put the bong down....

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I hope you put the bong down....

Can't condone this. Everyone knows we need to keep Beef medicated. I mean, have you seen some of the things his daughter says?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I drove across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel for the first (and second time) this weekend. Really neat feat of engineering, but man was I close to freaking the f*** out a few times lol

 

[Cody Webster]

Looks like a local degenerate hit it big

 

[Jack Straw]

I drove across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel for the first (and second time) this weekend. Really neat feat of engineering, but man was I close to freaking the f*** out a few times lol

When I lived DC I used to cross that bridge to go to the Delaware beach. Always scary. I did have one very cool experience though, I was driving across it at night and there was lightning up in the clouds. It wasn’t raining and I didn’t see any strikes going to the ground, just flashes of light dancing around in the clounds- and it went on for like 15 minutes or more.

Edit: Oops. I thought I saw “bridge” not “tunnel”. Oh well. Point still stands.

 

[Striiker]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1837675045621322173

@Captain Dave Poulin keep Japan Japanese. f*** people like this guy.

“Why won’t everyone else bend over backwards to accommodate me?!”

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Looks like a local degenerate hit it big

...is that Time Out in Skippack?

 

[Cody Webster]

...is that Time Out in Skippack?

I'm not sure. Was hoping someone here knew

 

[Flybynite]

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not a shock. Everytime coke was on sale at Shoprite I'd see the spiced coke just piled up and everything else picked though lol.

 

[Striiker]

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not a shock. Everytime coke was on sale at Shoprite I'd see the spiced coke just piled up and everything else picked though lol.

I wish they’d bring back Coffee Coke. That shit was so good.

 

[Cody Webster]

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not a shock. Everytime coke was on sale at Shoprite I'd see the spiced coke just piled up and everything else picked though lol.

They are also ending Cherry Vanilla. Cherry Vanilla Zero was legit

 

[dragonoffrost]

They are also ending Cherry Vanilla. Cherry Vanilla Zero was legit

They need to end the Oreo coke versions

Cherry Vanilla was good.

 

[Cody Webster]

They need to end the Oreo coke versions

Cherry Vanilla was good.

My wife picked up the mini cans of the Oreo one over the weekend for her niece's and nephew that came over for dinner. I took a sip, you could definitely taste the oreo. It wasn't terrible, but not something I'd want to drink.

 

[Rebels57]

They are also ending Cherry Vanilla. Cherry Vanilla Zero was legit

This is terrible news. Cherry Vanilla Zero is go-to movie theater drink.