OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Embiid]

Pegula getting rocked

That was a quick first set. First set she's lost all tournament

She pulled it out though..

 

[Cody Webster]

She pulled it out though..

That was a great comeback. After losing the first set 1-6, I didn't think she'd be able to turn it around, but she did!

Can't wait for tonight's semi. Last night it was easy flipping back and forth between tennis and football, now tonight the game is on Peacock, so it's going to be a giant pain in the ass....unless I lock myself down in the basement and have the game on the TV and tennis on the computer

 

[Embiid]

That was a great comeback. After losing the first set 1-6, I didn't think she'd be able to turn it around, but she did!

Can't wait for tonight's semi. Last night it was easy flipping back and forth between tennis and football, now tonight the game is on Peacock, so it's going to be a giant pain in the ass....unless I lock myself down in the basement and have the game on the TV and tennis on the computer

It was a good match and happy to have an American in the finals. Sabalenka is going to be tough to beat tho...

I actually enjoyed the match between Sabalenka and Navarro the most....Navarro keeps improving too. Good future ahead of her.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I survived a 1 on 1 breakfast with a grown ass man proudly displaying a Stark Industries license plate frame. The day can only go up from here.

 

[Embiid]

Now that is a fat cat! Bigger than oligarch Elon Musk...

Massive 38lb cat named Crumbs who is ‘too fat to walk’ found in basement

A MONSTER cat weighing as much as a toddler was found living in a basement gorging on biscuits and soup. The flabby feline – named Crumbs – tipped the scales at nearly 38lbs and was fou…

www.the-sun.com

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

We have Brothers Donuts up here and they blow everything else away. 5 bucks for 2 donuts. So worth it

 

[Kermit the Prog]

We have Brothers Donuts up here and they blow everything else away. 5 bucks for 2 donuts. So worth it

Do they do Cronuts?

 

[Jack Straw]

The dogs are pretty fired up this morning...

 

[trostol]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Driving home from dinner, waiting to make a left turn, the kid was annoyed by waiting.

The Child: "I have to take over the world. I know I can make it better. I'll end traffic."

 

[Chinatown88]

Was going to finally buy a new mid range phone. Found the Galaxy A55 (Not sold in the US but I'm on Metro so it should work, don't care about not having more than one 5G band). Put it in my Amazon cart and decide to sleep on it to decide if I really want it. Wake up this morning and of course it goes up in price. This happens way too often when I want to buy things. Son of a gun.

Also smart phone innovation is dead. All the new flagships don't do much for me.

 

[DancingPanther]

Driving home from dinner, waiting to make a left turn, the kid was annoyed by waiting.

The Child: "I have to take over the world. I know I can make it better. I'll end traffic."

You should show her Cities: Skylines

 

[Beef Invictus]

You should show her Cities: Skylines

I HAVE.

I thought it would be a nice, stress free game for her. I showed her around, she got going. I took a nap. I was woken up a short time later by her in a panic yelling "Daddy!!! Our people!! OUR PEOPLEEEE"

She hadnt put in police stations so every house in the city began getting robbed and she freaked out lol

 

[DancingPanther]

I HAVE.

I thought it would be a nice, stress free game for her. I showed her around, she got going. I took a nap. I was woken up a short time later by her in a panic yelling "Daddy!!! Our people!! OUR PEOPLEEEE"

She hadnt put in police stations so every house in the city began getting robbed and she freaked out lol

This is how we learn. Wait until she starts with trains

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

This is how we learn. Wait until she starts with trains

I’m eagerly awaiting the meltdown that happens after a significant chunk of the city burns down because the fire trucks got stuck in traffic due to poorly planned streets.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m eagerly awaiting the meltdown that happens after a significant chunk of the city burns down because the fire trucks got stuck in traffic due to poorly planned streets.

This is how we learn

 

[trostol]

to be fair..i am awful at city designing in those games lol

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

to be fair..i am awful at city designing in those games lol

Oh I was most definitely speaking from personal experience lol

 

[ajgoal]

Just build it with one way streets from north to south and east to west.

 

[Danko]

Anyone have recommendations on a brand/model of outdoor lights that are either battery or solar? Something that will actually light the area. Having the kids birthday party on the 21st and dont have any available outlets in the backyard

 

[DancingPanther]

Just build it with one way streets from north to south and east to west.

o no bb wut is u doin

 

[ajgoal]

o no bb wut is u doin

No people = No problems

 

[Embiid]

The death of Red Lobster...a sordid lobster tail...?

How did I miss out on Endless Shrimp??

Greed, Gluttony and the Crackup of Red Lobster

In June of last year, Red Lobster announced that Ultimate Endless Shrimp — as much as you can scarf down

dnyuz.com

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

I saw a sign out in front of our Red Lobster that said "Yes, we're open."

 

[DancingPanther]

I saw a sign out in front of our Red Lobster that said "Yes, we're open."

That's because most of them aren't or won't be soon, I believe