OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Starat327]

Summer is the worst season in the world.

If only your food takes were this good.

 

[ajgoal]

2 homes around here already have 5 huge Halloween yard decorations out.

I have a house near me that has had a yard full of Halloween stuff up since the beginning of August.

Honestly, it's not Halloween that bothers me. It's the psychotic Halloween adults.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

That's where I go as well. I like Waves/Rodanthe/Salvo/Avon. The Waves market/deli has some decent sandwiches.

I used to go in september all the time, but now my oldest just started kindergarten, so it's school time.

My family rented a house right around the corner from Waves for several years in a row. It's a wonderful quiet little place.

That little stretch of land is a hidden gem. I feel bad even mentioning it online lol. Not that it's not known, but it is such a chill spot, you'd never want to see it get overrun. Luckily, the place is timeless.

Waves market is where the chill kids go. You can't tell me these people don't have ties to the Northeast with that menu. They use Boar's Head meat, and they don't skimp on it. I wish I could get them around here, honestly.

 

[Cody Webster]

Fall beach is when you don't burn your feet in the sand and roast in the sauna, and the water is the perfect temp.


Halloween and pumpkins are the only bad parts of fall.

Don't forget about the beer too

 

[ajgoal]

Don't forget about the beer too

I basically don't drink beer anymore. But you're right, Oktoberfestbiers are some of the best out there.

 

[swami24]

I have a house near me that has had a yard full of Halloween stuff up since the beginning of August.

Honestly, it's not Halloween that bothers me. It's the psychotic Halloween adults.

Nov 2, Halloween stuff down, Christmas stuff up. And the latest trend, decorate your 12nft Halloween skeleton, with Santa hat and jacket.

I don't have problem with then decorations, just.that one month ahead is reasonable, whereas 2 months ahead is not.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Nov 2, Halloween stuff down, Christmas stuff up. And the latest trend, decorate your 12nft Halloween skeleton, with Santa hat and jacket.

I don't have problem with then decorations, just.that one month ahead is reasonable, whereas 2 months ahead is not.

I work at a Costco and we've been selling Christmas shit for over a month now.

It's so stupid.

 

[swami24]

Yeah, notnl a surprise they are on sale. ON Display at home is different story.

 

[Jack Straw]

Fall beach is when you don't burn your feet in the sand and roast in the sauna, and the water is the perfect temp.


Halloween and pumpkins are the only bad parts of fall.

Unless you live in Salem MA. October is a nightmare.

 

[Cody Webster]

I basically don't drink beer anymore. But you're right, Oktoberfestbiers are some of the best out there.

WOAT take

 

[trostol]

I work at a Costco and we've been selling Christmas shit for over a month now.

It's so stupid.

my company sent Halloween candy out during that blazing stretch in August..wanna guess what happened to it on the truck?

 

[Embiid]

Hoping for a win by Sinner over Medvedev at the U.S. Open...

 

[Cody Webster]

Hoping for a win by Sinner over Medvedev at the U.S. Open...

Hopefully he took his drugs before this one

 

[Embiid]

Hopefully he took his drugs before this one

Meh....I am with Nadal on the drug accusation...he's been cleared regardless.

Nadal backs Sinner, ITIA after Italian's failed tests

Rafael Nadal has defended Jannik Sinner after the world No. 1 tested positive for a banned substance but avoided punishment, saying the Italian would never have considered doping.

www.espn.com

 

[Starat327]

I basically don't drink beer anymore. But you're right, Oktoberfestbiers are some of the best out there.

I hate agreeing with you. But this right here is legit.

 

[Nizzle]

Speaking of beer, I’m moving to Belgium next week.

 

[ajgoal]

I hate agreeing with you.

I don't know why. I'm usually correct.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@JojoTheWhale have you ever heard of a place called Brown's Doughnuts in Ocean City? I have no idea if that is near you, but I heard the name this morning - they said the doughnuts there rule.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale have you ever heard of a place called Brown's Doughnuts in Ocean City? I have no idea if that is near you, but I heard the name this morning - they said the doughnuts there rule.

Of course! It’s a little building at the end of the boardwalk. The line for a table gets to 2+ hours in the summer, so I haven’t actually eaten there in decades. But I remember them being good.

 

[Starat327]

I don't know why. I'm usually correct.

I love disagreeing with you.

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1831525468694364339

 

[Superman33]

@JojoTheWhale have you ever heard of a place called Brown's Doughnuts in Ocean City? I have no idea if that is near you, but I heard the name this morning - they said the doughnuts there rule.

They have old school "cake" style doughnuts, if you're into that kind of thing.

 

[ajgoal]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1831525468694364339

I'm buying this for my wife.

 

[Embiid]

Go go Emma Navarro!

Edit: Oh well. Sabalenka is a monster...

 

[Cody Webster]

Go go Emma Navarro!

Edit: Oh well. Sabalenka is a monster...

Pegula getting rocked

That was a quick first set. First set she's lost all tournament