OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

I do not. I love the beach and shorts/short sleeves. And the sunshine

And being chewed upon by bugs

 

[DancingPanther]

And being chewed upon by bugs

Listen bif, you may consider flesh eating bugs the worst thing of the year and that's fine. The welts mosquitos impose upon my body are greusome. But some of us consider the gradual widespread death of most living organisms due to the sequestering of the sun the worst thing of the year, and I trust you understand that

Fall is when beach season ends, it gets colder, and it gets darker for longer, which is particularly tragic for us night shifters.

The spiders that make webs all over and inside my house do die though and that's something I'll readily admit

 

[Beef Invictus]

Listen bif, you may consider flesh eating bugs the worst thing of the year and that's fine. The welts mosquitos impose upon my body are greusome. But some of us consider the gradual widespread death of most living organisms due to the sequestering of the sun the worst thing of the year, and I trust you understand that

Fall is when beach season ends, it gets colder, and it gets darker for longer, which is particularly tragic for us night shifters.

The spiders that make webs all over and inside my house do die though and that's something I'll readily admit

Death is good. It feeds life.

There's a whole song about it

 

[DancingPanther]

Death is good. It feeds life.

There's a whole song about it

Child, give Bif back his phone

 

[Beef Invictus]

Child, give Bif back his phone

Speaking of The Child, last Thursday Beefette was 10 minutes late to the bus stop. In the rain.

In those 10 minutes, The Child determined she had been abandoned. She set up a shelter in a bush to have a new place to live . She took inventory of her leftover lunch; determined she only had enough crackers to eat 1 per day (she truly expected this to be long term). She began worrying about water supply, figuring she could only drink when it rained. Unsure if she had begun refilling her water bottle in the rain.

TEN MINUTES and the kid was doomsday prepping. The Baby is the opposite in terms of personality. Completely laid back. I accidentally lifted her head into the running ceiling fan and gave her a really sharp bash, and she didn't give a shit. Also if any of you had money on me making the Father of the Year playoffs, sorry, I'm out of the running now.

 

[ajgoal]

I do not. I love the beach and shorts/short sleeves. And the sunshine.

All better in Fall and spring

 

[Beef Invictus]

Master and Commander is free with ads. Go forth and prosper.

 

[DancingPanther]

All better in Fall and spring

I do not like fall beach. I know the islands get crowded. But I hate the sun setting at 5:30 when I'm at the beach. It isn't right.

We don't live down the shore all year round but we aren't tourists or shoobies fwiw

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I do not like fall beach. I know the islands get crowded. But I hate the sun setting at 5:30 when I'm at the beach. It isn't right.

We don't live down the shore all year round but we aren't tourists or shoobies fwiw

 

[Young Sandwich]

I do not like fall beach. I know the islands get crowded. But I hate the sun setting at 5:30 when I'm at the beach. It isn't right.

We don't live down the shore all year round but we aren't tourists or shoobies fwiw

You get all of September and October before daylight savings time kicks in. By far the best beach time of the year.

 

[Chinatown88]

Speaking of The Child, last Thursday Beefette was 10 minutes late to the bus stop. In the rain.

In those 10 minutes, The Child determined she had been abandoned. She set up a shelter in a bush to have a new place to live . She took inventory of her leftover lunch; determined she only had enough crackers to eat 1 per day (she truly expected this to be long term). She began worrying about water supply, figuring she could only drink when it rained. Unsure if she had begun refilling her water bottle in the rain.

TEN MINUTES and the kid was doomsday prepping. The Baby is the opposite in terms of personality. Completely laid back. I accidentally lifted her head into the running ceiling fan and gave her a really sharp bash, and she didn't give a shit. Also if any of you had money on me making the Father of the Year playoffs, sorry, I'm out of the running now.

No one would ever have placed any money on you.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You get all of September and October before daylight savings time kicks in. By far the best beach time of the year.

Dogs are allowed on the beach October 1st here too. Some places in the state are even September 16th now.

 

[trostol]

Fall is awesome..it's ya know..spooky season

 

[ajgoal]

I do not like fall beach. I know the islands get crowded. But I hate the sun setting at 5:30 when I'm at the beach. It isn't right.

We don't live down the shore all year round but we aren't tourists or shoobies fwiw

Fall beach is when you don't burn your feet in the sand and roast in the sauna, and the water is the perfect temp.

Fall is awesome..it's ya know..spooky season

Halloween and pumpkins are the only bad parts of fall.

 

[Beef Invictus]

You get all of September and October before daylight savings time kicks in. By far the best beach time of the year.

It's not even close. Water is still nice, sun isn't brutal, it's a tolerable temperature. You don't have bungholes feeding the sea gulls next to you. Summer is irredeemable.

 

[ajgoal]

It's not even close. Water is still nice, sun isn't brutal, it's a tolerable temperature. You don't have bungholes feeding the sea gulls next to you. Summer is irredeemable.

I just said this

 

[Embiid]

Beach blanket Bungholio...

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm not the problem. I go to the sand at 11 and return at 6. I don't go out or do any dumb shit. I go home and continue to drink while I grill dinner. If you want to point a gun, point a gun at the people responsible

Fall beach is when you don't burn your feet in the sand and roast in the sauna, and the water is the perfect temp.


Halloween and pumpkins are the only bad parts of fall.

I like roasting in the sauna though. Nothing like jumping in the ocean after a sweaty beach nap

I have to attend a presentation of wedding venues that my FIANCE put together. I'll argue about this later

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm not the problem. I go to the sand at 11 and return at 6. I don't go out or do any dumb shit. I go home and continue to drink while I grill dinner. If you want to point a gun, point a gun at the people responsible


I like roasting in the sauna though. Nothing like jumping in the ocean after a sweaty beach nap

I’m going to tell Snoop and Brutus you’d rather go to the beach without them.

 

[ajgoal]

I’m going to tell Snoop and Brutus you’d rather go to the beach without them.

Turrible pet parenting, that is.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I just said this

But worser

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Yep. We go pretty far south of the more populated areas to a town called Waves. There's not even a grocery store there, just a dollar general and the Waves market. Combined with the week we go the whole area is probably less than half capacity.

My family rented a house right around the corner from Waves for several years in a row. It's a wonderful quiet little place.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m going to tell Snoop and Brutus you’d rather go to the beach without them.

Snoop can't go to the ocean because he gets too excited when he swims and always ingests the water

Also have you checked into the puppy thread recently? You've missed some lore if you haven't

 

[swami24]

Fall beach is when you don't burn your feet in the sand and roast in the sauna, and the water is the perfect temp.


Halloween and pumpkins are the only bad parts of fall.

2 homes around here already have 5 huge Halloween yard decorations out.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Halloween and pumpkins are the only bad parts of fall.

Bite your tongue! The only bad part of Fall is pumpkin spice.