OT: 116th Obsequious Banter Thread: October is National Pizza Month

[Chicken N Raffls]

OG Zelda was the best video game of all time, and I will happily die atop that hill. Just watched an episode of Toys that built America highlighting him. GOAT. Also, I'm now reading Tower of God thanks to you weebs, or whatever.

The 80s movie Legend was pretty Zeldaish.

Oh man. I wish I had the tech skills. That woman was gorgeous.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

OG Zelda was the best video game of all time, and I will happily die atop that hill. Just watched an episode of Toys that built America highlighting him. GOAT. Also, I'm now reading Tower of God thanks to you weebs, or whatever.

Final Fantasy for the all-time win.

 

[Jack Straw]

I hate to be “that guy” but it’s not October anymore.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I hate to be “that guy” but it’s not October anymore.

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That’s on you guys. You gotta be better.

Get those post numbers up.

 

[Jack Straw]

That’s on you guys. You gotta be better.

Get those post numbers up.

Ok then, I have a topic which I would like to discuss. A couple days ago I was a little under the weather (GI thing). When it came time for bed I felt really chilly so I went to bed with a sweatshirt, sweat pants and (this is the key thing) socks. I started to wonder about the practice of wearing socks to bed, is this something people do? So of course I turned to google and it turns out that there has apparently been some research done on the subject and the conclusion seems to be that it's a good thing and there is evidence that people sleep better with socks on (we're not talking about sleeping when you're at work here).

So the question is, and I think this would make for an elightening poll, when you sleep... socks on or socks off?

Personally I think I'm going to be a "socks on" guy for a while. See how that goes.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Ok then, I have a topic which I would like to discuss. A couple days ago I was a little under the weather (GI thing). When it came time for bed I felt really chilly so I went to bed with a sweatshirt, sweat pants and (this is the key thing) socks. I started to wonder about the practice of wearing socks to bed, is this something people do? So of course I turned to google and it turns out there has apparently been research done on the subject and the conclusion seems to be that it's a good thing and there is evidence that people sleep better with socks on (we're not talking about sleeping when you're at work here).

So the question is, and I think this would make for an elightening poll, when you sleep... socks on or socks off?

Personally I think I'm going to be a "socks on" guy for a while. See how that goes.

Anyone that sleeps with their socks on should be on a government watch list.

This is a conversation I have with my family often because my sister wears them.

 

[wankstifier]

Wear socks to bed and put pineapple on pizza. Just don’t do both at once

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Anyone that sleeps with their socks on should be on a government watch list.

This is the answer.

 

[Jack Straw]

Anyone that sleeps with their socks on should be on a government watch list.

This is a conversation I have with my family often because my sister wears them.

I work for the government and I'm pretty sure that the people who watch the people that are on those lists are the people who are mostly likely to wear socks to bed.

 

[Embiid]

People who have sex with socks on should be sent to Gitmo....

Reminds me though of this dude from college that used to keep a pair of sneakers near his bedside on the floor of his dorm so that when he engaged in doggystyle carnal relations with a lady ....he would have access to quick foot traction. No lie....laughed my ass off.

 

[Beef Invictus]

People who have sex with socks on should be sent to Gitmo....

Reminds me though of this dude from college that used to keep a pair of sneakers near his bedside on the floor of his dorm so that when he engaged in doggystyle carnal relations with a lady ....he would have access to quick foot traction. No lie....laughed my ass off.

Every single person I know who devised this kind of plan never once used it.

 

[Embiid]

Every single person I know who devised this kind of plan never once used it.

So true......good concept...terrible practicality in the heat of the moment

I will say that what is most important is not having a mattress bedframe with wheels......I can speak to experience on that one. Coasters to stabilize movement are not even enough....

 

[Illini Flyer]

People who have sex with socks on should be sent to Gitmo....

Reminds me though of this dude from college that used to keep a pair of sneakers near his bedside on the floor of his dorm so that when he engaged in doggystyle carnal relations with a lady ....he would have access to quick foot traction. No lie....laughed my ass off.

What about "thocks"

 

[wankstifier]

I don't even take off my socks for the shower

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Ok then, I have a topic which I would like to discuss. A couple days ago I was a little under the weather (GI thing). When it came time for bed I felt really chilly so I went to bed with a sweatshirt, sweat pants and (this is the key thing) socks. I started to wonder about the practice of wearing socks to bed, is this something people do? So of course I turned to google and it turns out that there has apparently been some research done on the subject and the conclusion seems to be that it's a good thing and there is evidence that people sleep better with socks on (we're not talking about sleeping when you're at work here).

So the question is, and I think this would make for an elightening poll, when you sleep... socks on or socks off?

Personally I think I'm going to be a "socks on" guy for a while. See how that goes.

As usual, hardliners are obscuring the correct answer here. It's conditional.

In the summer, only a lunatic would do this. But when my wife is out of town in the winter, I turn the heater down to 60 because I'll be damned if I'm heating this house for just me. Then I need socks in bed.

 

[Magua]

I don't even take off my socks for the shower

 

[Flybynite]

I don't even take off my socks for the shower

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

As usual, hardliners are obscuring the correct answer here. It's conditional.

In the summer, only a lunatic would do this. But when my wife is out of town in the winter, I turn the heater down to 60 because I'll be damned if I'm heating this house for just me. Then I need socks in bed.

Nope. Wrong.

You’re on the list.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I could go my entire life without ever wearing socks.

Unless I'm wearing sandals. Then the blackest of socks - so dark not even light can escape them.

 

[Magua]

I turn the heater down to 60 because I'll be damned if I'm heating this house for just me. Then I need socks in bed.

You could wear socks.

Or you could place the pug on top of your feet.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Hollywood Cannon Admit defeat or the faucet goes on.

 

[Flybynite]

As usual, hardliners are obscuring the correct answer here. It's conditional.

In the summer, only a lunatic would do this. But when my wife is out of town in the winter, I turn the heater down to 60 because I'll be damned if I'm heating this house for just me. Then I need socks in bed.

You need a onesie.

 

[Embiid]

Non-Americans from my experience find the whole white socks with Adidas flip flops look completely ridiculous. Don't blame them

Also if you walk around the house in socks and you own a cat....good luck not having them turn fuzzy or stashed in some obscure and secret location in the house when you leave them lying around.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Socks with sandals is a heinous crime that should be punishable by limb removal.

 

[wankstifier]

Socks with sandals is a heinous crime that should be punishable by limb removal.

Plan the scythe duel. I'll wear a necklace of your feet with socks on them in the shower after my victory