Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[1specter]

How about once for every year he got suspended in the playoffs?

Hey man I know it sucks that Dubas traded away our heart and soul guy for a pylon and a third liner but end of the day the man has his name on a Stanley Cup, and he still has love for Toronto despite being booted out. No point in still being bitter

 

[SheldonJPlankton]

How about once for every year he got suspended in the playoffs?

There's also the time he playacted decapitating the Calgary player.

 

[BrannigansLaw]

"Vigorously" defended Mailloux....*eyes rolling*

Mailloux was a juvenile who was charged, adjudicated and penalized by the appropriate authorities. Justice served and case closed.

Matthews threw enough hush money at his victim that she took the cash and Matthews walked off avoiding any meaningful accountability. A clear miscarriage of justice.

Translation: one is a French Habs prospect who I cheer for so he’s good, other guy is the dude who plays for the team I spend most of my time on here trolling so bad.

But yeah a total miscarriage of justice. You should appeal this injustice all the way to the Supreme Court. It simply cannot stand. Lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Kuznetsov

 

[PaulD]

Kuznetsov

Yep

All time it’s probably Mike Millbary

Sean Avery

 

[Blowfish]

Got to be Marner.

 

[MOGlLNY]

It is absolutely hilarious how OP's distaste for JT Miller caused him to subtly edit the picture of him to look like a bozo to where it looks off but some people might miss it.

 

[SomeDude]

Where to start?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Gotta be Sean Avery all time. He’s been a dried out piece of shit 24/7 for his entire life. Both on the ice and off.

NHL “career” aside, how he’s seriously managed to live this long in America (or anywhere really) without getting shot at or stabbed I have no clue.

I mean the attention-whoring used to go around picking fights with the homeless in NYC for crying out loud. On purpose.

Not to mention all his other bullshit antics and the fact that he’s a vocally obnoxious twat to boot.

 

[JohnLennon]

Translation: one is a French Habs prospect who I cheer for so he’s good, other guy is the dude who plays for the team I spend most of my time on here trolling so bad.

But yeah a total miscarriage of justice. You should appeal this injustice all the way to the Supreme Court. It simply cannot stand. Lol

"French"

 

[AMDZen]

I find it particularly ironic that the first post is about JT Miller, and now the hockey world is dragging JT Miller for being a bum with his new contract and now bitching about fans post-game ... real bozo energy

It's not ironic when that is the reason that the thread was bumped.

this thread was made by a rangers fan

That has nothing to do with the scenerio the comment you're responding to was about.

Canucks fans on this forum are some great fans. Some were probably setting fires to cars when they lost to the Bruins. Either way they should be embarrassed about the way their fellow fans act and try to help curb this rediculousness.

Regardless, Miller is a douche and probably deserved to be booed so I can't blame them in this scenerio but in dozens of others, I can.

 

[PatriceBergeronFan]

Borowiecki always seems to match the description.

 

[Frobbo]

Matt Cooke

 

[tarheelhockey]

 

[waitin425]

Epic thread title. Epic thread period.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Gary Bettman

 

[Voight]

Gotta be Sean Avery all time. He’s been a dried out piece of shit 24/7 for his entire life. Both on the ice and off.

NHL “career” aside, how he’s seriously managed to live this long in America (or anywhere really) without getting shot at or stabbed I have no clue.

I mean the attention-whoring used to go around picking fights with the homeless in NYC for crying out loud. On purpose.

Not to mention all his other bullshit antics and the fact that he’s a vocally obnoxious twat to boot.

Meh I liked his take on Isles fans booing Tavares.

Vancouver is one of the worst hockey markets, fans are relentless

Yea I believe Lucic had to stop going out in public there after 2011.

 

[Craig Button]

Gary Bettman

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

Epic first post

 

[beowulf]

Wow this thread did not age well...

 

[kirby11]

Zach Bogosian has always struck me as a massive bozo. The Sabres have had a *lot* of bad defensemen over the years, but Bogo really took the cake for being consistently useless relative to his skill level. Constantly needed his partner to babysit him and practically tell him where to go and what to do with the puck.

Ristolainen was/is in the same vein but definitely got derailed by horrible development, coaching, and the Sabres' general malaise of suck while he was there.

 

[RosensRug]

I saw the first post in this thread and thought it was odd to use a picture of Miller with the Rangers given the Canucks struggles lately...Then i saw the date of the first post and laughed.

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

For some of the people mentioned in this thread, like Cooke and Avery, bozo isn't a strong enough word.

When I hear bozo I definitely think Mike Milbury.

 

[Sheppy]

Roman Polak looked like he was doing long division 24/7 - Guy always had the most blank, dumb look on his face.

 

[LetsGoBLUES91]

Mentioning his name 3 times, I see you still have PTSD from that hat-trick night where he became the mayor of St.Louis

No I have PTSD from when he ran our goalie, which every past NHL player who has commented on it has said a version of "are you kidding me? Of course he did it on purpose", in a playoff series the Blues win in 6 games with their competent goaltender in net, and then the media-who are so freaking scared of cancel culture-treats the guy like the pope because of 2-3 losers giving him a hard time because of his race, as if to COMPLETELY ignore the trash human being he has shown himself to be for over a decade.

Yea I have PTSD from that. I actually watch and care about hockey a hell of a lot less than I used to because of how that clown show was portrayed. And I'm not the only one.