Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[tarheelhockey]

Roman Polak looked like he was doing long division 24/7 - Guy always had the most blank, dumb look on his face.

not seeing it

 

[Painful Quandary]

What's Jim Benning and Kevin Lowe up to these days?

 

[Frobbo]

No I have PTSD from when he ran our goalie, which every past NHL player who has commented on it has said a version of "are you kidding me? Of course he did it on purpose", in a playoff series the Blues win in 6 games with their competent goaltender in net, and then the media-who are so freaking scared of cancel culture-treats the guy like the pope because of 2-3 losers giving him a hard time because of his race, as if to COMPLETELY ignore the trash human being he has shown himself to be for over a decade.

Yea I have PTSD from that. I actually watch and care about hockey a hell of a lot less than I used to because of how that clown show was portrayed. And I'm not the only one.

Watch, listen and read a lot of hockey sites. ZERO said it was anything but a hockey play. If Rosen pulls up collision doesn't happen. If Kadri pulls up collision doesn't happen. Why is it Kadri' s responsibility to pull up and not Rosen's was best explanation I saw. Binner should have gloved the puck and solved everything.

 

[Koivu11]

 

[Alexander the Gr8]

not seeing it

Poor guy haha.

I'm sure he's a super nice guy in real life, it's just unfortunate to have that kind of face.

 

[David Bruce Banner]

Scott Hartnell kind of looked like Bozo...

 

[BardownMagic]

How can anyone answer anything but Matt tkachuk

 

[rypper]

20 pages later, it's still JT Miller.

 

[PlainGretzky]

Jake Allen
Guy is pure garbage

Ooooo

 

[HockeyFan100]

No I have PTSD from when he ran our goalie, which every past NHL player who has commented on it has said a version of "are you kidding me? Of course he did it on purpose", in a playoff series the Blues win in 6 games with their competent goaltender in net, and then the media-who are so freaking scared of cancel culture-treats the guy like the pope because of 2-3 losers giving him a hard time because of his race, as if to COMPLETELY ignore the trash human being he has shown himself to be for over a decade.

Yea I have PTSD from that. I actually watch and care about hockey a hell of a lot less than I used to because of how that clown show was portrayed. And I'm not the only one.

 

[SeanMoneyHands]

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

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I'm sorry, is that. . . . . Yanni Gourde?

 

[SeanMoneyHands]

I'm sorry, is that. . . . . Yanni Gourde?

 

[Mrb1p]

Translation: one is a French Habs prospect who I cheer for so he’s good, other guy is the dude who plays for the team I spend most of my time on here trolling so bad.

But yeah a total miscarriage of justice. You should appeal this injustice all the way to the Supreme Court. It simply cannot stand. Lol

Maillouxs not french as he isnt from France.

Also hes not a francophone.

It is absolutely hilarious how OP's distaste for JT Miller caused him to subtly edit the picture of him to look like a bozo to where it looks off but some people might miss it.

Lmao I thought Miller was just ugly like that

 

[tiburon12]

Bobby Bortuzzo - Bozo status confirmed

 

[Little Psycho]

I feel like this thread resonates best with MattTkatchuk

 

[Koivu11]

J.T. Miller is not looking like a bozo this season.

 

[DitchMarner]

J.T. Miller is not looking like a bozo this season.

The guy can put up points, but he's no Kravtsov.

 

[JD1]

Right about now, I'd say David Perron

 

[Svencouver]

The one you posted is the photoshopped version the Rangers media put out to make him look better

This is still my favorite post on this whole website 5 years later

 

[blundluntman]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

Sounds like my cpu teammates on NHL 24

 

[Umingmak]

Matthew Joseph. Absolute goon.

 

[Nikolajs Sillers]

Bettman?

 

[pbgoalie]

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Insert any ref name here

 

[Oleksiak]

Bouchard. Soft, slow, stupid, and selfish.