Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[TJ21]

 

[smack66]

Bernier AINEC.

 

[MtlBoxFan]

That is a fantastic picture.

Post lobotomy.

 

[Mathew Barzal]

How did I miss the the first time around? Gold.

 

[Ryan Michaels]

In terms of looks, its Jake Gardiner
guys face always looks like he has no idea what is happening on the ice

Resting facial expression:

 

[George Clooney]

Don cherry imo. What a clown. Take your pension and leave us alone old senile bozo.

 

[Boud]

Mike Smith

Mike Smith is 100% a Bozo.



''Just call me all-star''

 

[Sheppy]

Roman Polak for me. The guy looks like an absolute donkey, like all the time. He looks like he's trying to solve a 70 step math equation in his head every second.

 

[robes1]

Mike Smith is 100% a Bozo.



''Just call me all-star''

A bozo coupled with a totally bozo house.

 

[Raging Bull]

Resting facial expression:

Literally every time a broadcast does a pan of the Leafs bench he has a "derp" expression on his face. It's uncanny.

 

[Machinehead]

Sean Avery was actually a solid player when he wanted to be though, one of my favorite Rangers

Peak Sean Avery was borderline elite at even strength.

 

[LamorielloAndSon]

Why is not every single person saying Wilson?

 

[OppositeLocK]

Ovechkin, easily. Great 8 my ass.

 

[Crow]

Brandon Manning by far for me.

• Guy absolutely sucks at hockey.
• Calls himself Man Dog.
• Has undershirts with the Man Dog moniker and his number.
• Gets his face caved in every time he drops his gloves, which he almost always does after costing the team a goal in order to save face.
• Chirping McDavid the first time they played after he accidentally injured him. Like, if it was an accident, why are you then getting under his skin about it?
• Guy absolutely sucks at hockey.

I guess Stan missed this post.

 

[Rebels57]

I guess Stan missed this post.

I tried to warn him

 

[TheAngryHank]

Gritty is bozomazing.

 

[puckIuck]

Roman Polak for me. The guy looks like an absolute donkey, like all the time. He looks like he's trying to solve a 70 step math equation in his head every second.

 

[FinlandPanther]

Alex Petrovic. Family is bozos, play on ice is bozo, face is bozo, close the damn thread.

 

[Hanji]

A large % of NHLers are uneducated buffoons; same can be said for MLB, NFL, and NBA.
Professional athlete is a profession where education and critical thinking is not needed to succeed.

 

[Kevs Security]

I think the right answer is JT Miller.

 

[Tommy Shelby]

Can't believe I only just found out about this thread now. I'm laughing too much. Too much.

 

[Sheppy]

Seriously, this guy looks like this at literally every second of every day. Go ahead and tell me his soul isn't stuck in 2nd grade...

 

[A4T1L6]

Insta-bozo qualifying tattoo...

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thats a dope tat

 

[Sensmileletsgo]

I didnt go through the whole thread but I assume Borowiecki has been mentioned a few times by Sens fans

 

[Ezekial]

Mike Smith is 100% a Bozo.



''Just call me all-star''

That line about the magic happening was an all time cringeworthy moment.