Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[NoName]

If owners can be included as "in the NHL" it is Eugene Melnyk. No doubt there.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Masshole Sports: (PHOTO) Brad Marchand's New Tattoo: Starley Cup Champians!

bump

 

[Smart Alek]

Pretty sure Jovos nickname was Special Ed lol forgot where I heard that though.

I heard a story once from a second hand source in Vancouver back in the day. I can't say for certain that it's true, but in my heart, I know it is.

So one day in the summer, Ed Jovanovski, Brad May, and a few other Canucks go to a rink to stay in shape. A conversation goes something like this:

Jovanovsky: "Hey Brad, I forgot my sticks. Can I borrow one?

May: "Sure, man".

*A minute passes*

Jovanovsky: "Hey, I forgot my elbow pads too. You got any extra?"

May "No, sorry Jovo".

*A minute passes*

Jovanovski: "You got an extra set of gloves?"

May: "Did you forget your equipment, Jovo?"

Jovanovsky: "Yeah".

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

Prolly Dave Bozo

 

[Jumptheshark]

Mact, Sens and Oilers owners, Kovechuk is he comes back

 

[rent free]

nice bump

 

[Jacob]

The Professional Hockey Writers' Association has unanimously voted J.T. Miller as this year's Biggest Bozo. J.T., come down and claim your prize!

 

[Yamazaki]

Doug Wilson making a late push after that Kane contract

 

[Oddbob]

I counted 78 Goals that JT Miller shot into his own net on purpose this year!

 

[GOilers88]

I heard a story once from a second hand source in Vancouver back in the day. I can't say for certain that it's true, but in my heart, I know it is.

So one day in the summer, Ed Jovanovski, Brad May, and a few other Canucks go to a rink to stay in shape. A conversation goes something like this:

Jovanovsky: "Hey Brad, I forgot my sticks. Can I borrow one?

May: "Sure, man".

*A minute passes*

Jovanovsky: "Hey, I forgot my elbow pads too. You got any extra?"

May "No, sorry Jovo".

*A minute passes*

Jovanovski: "You got an extra set of gloves?"

May: "Did you forget your equipment, Jovo?"

Jovanovsky: "Yeah".

Lol

 

[Go Wings]

Gary Bettman AINEC

 

[Kupo]

I counted 78 Goals that JT Miller shot into his own net on purpose this year!

It would have been more if he was a better shooter; or if Lundqvist didn't make some miraculous saves.

 

[daver]

Should be who is the biggest "Eric" in the NHL?

 

[Piestany88]

Bozo the clown Subban

 

[Oddbob]

It would have been more if he was a better shooter; or if Lundqvist didn't make some miraculous saves.

Did you see that one save? JT Miller couldn't buy a break there!

 

[heynowbababooey]

Nick f***in Ritchie

 

[JoeThorntonsRooster]

This was the tipping point for me. The first two pages of this thread had me laughing pretty hard but this one just straight up killed me and sent me to tears. True comedic genius.

I think something about the sunglasses - an accessory that I’ve always found hilarious, for whatever reason - just sent this one over the top. The timing, too. I mean, you just read the first few pages. Things are pretty damn funny. People are starting to digest the OP and suggest other bozos. You check the next page. And this.

 

[MMC]

Trotz. Dude actually thinks he made it past the second round.

 

[sabremike]

Trotz. Dude actually thinks he made it past the second round.

But he's still a better skater than Michael Dal Cole so he has that going for him.

 

[Skolman]

I don’t know man. The way he is a half second behind deflections/rebounds/passes he might have a case for dumb. His brain moves as slow as his body

He had 1 bad year....

 

[NorCalFlamesRangers]

I haven't seen his name mentioned, but I doubt Joe Thornton is in any danger of becoming a MENSA member.

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

Unbeatable

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

Puljujarvi is a strong contender for second.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I'll go with option C, keep it bottled up and producing later. Matthews Didn't rage, he scored and celebrated...this would be raging:



Or this:

Missed the best one: