If owners can be included as "in the NHL" it is Eugene Melnyk. No doubt there.
Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?
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Smart Alek
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I heard a story once from a second hand source in Vancouver back in the day. I can't say for certain that it's true, but in my heart, I know it is.
So one day in the summer, Ed Jovanovski, Brad May, and a few other Canucks go to a rink to stay in shape. A conversation goes something like this:
Jovanovsky: "Hey Brad, I forgot my sticks. Can I borrow one?
May: "Sure, man".
*A minute passes*
Jovanovsky: "Hey, I forgot my elbow pads too. You got any extra?"
May "No, sorry Jovo".
*A minute passes*
Jovanovski: "You got an extra set of gloves?"
May: "Did you forget your equipment, Jovo?"
Jovanovsky: "Yeah".
My vote goes to JT Miller.
The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team
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The Professional Hockey Writers' Association has unanimously voted J.T. Miller as this year's Biggest Bozo. J.T., come down and claim your prize!
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Doug Wilson making a late push after that Kane contract
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I counted 78 Goals that JT Miller shot into his own net on purpose this year!
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It would have been more if he was a better shooter; or if Lundqvist didn't make some miraculous saves.
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JoeThorntonsRooster
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This was the tipping point for me. The first two pages of this thread had me laughing pretty hard but this one just straight up killed me and sent me to tears. True comedic genius.
I think something about the sunglasses - an accessory that I’ve always found hilarious, for whatever reason - just sent this one over the top. The timing, too. I mean, you just read the first few pages. Things are pretty damn funny. People are starting to digest the OP and suggest other bozos. You check the next page. And this.
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But he's still a better skater than Michael Dal Cole so he has that going for him.
I haven't seen his name mentioned, but I doubt Joe Thornton is in any danger of becoming a MENSA member.
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