Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[Rabid Ranger]

Sometimes I wish Sean Avery was still active.

 

[JuniorNelson]

Goalies should be excused.

Byfuglien is big fat and funny.

Toews is hilarious. If he was a licker (on ice) he'd be the clear cut Bozo King.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Puljujarvi is a strong contender for second.

He's just a happy guy!

"Me score goal!"

 

[Frank Drebin]

Unbeatable

I still can't watch that video. Un frickin real.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I didn't know that either. I just know the dude looks quite dangerous when he's angry:

The only time Lehner gets his ass kicked is in shootouts.

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

The only time Lehner gets his ass kicked is in shootouts.

Looks like overly attached gf meme.

 

[bdub24]

Unbeatable

Holy f*** what an idiot.

 

[Michel Beauchamp]

This Bozo made fun of Matthews. He'll get to watch Auston run wild in the playoffs soon enough.

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Prediction: 0 for 1...

 

[Deedog99]

Evander Kane

 

[King Weber]

Ross Johnston

 

[Koivu11]

 

[Bring Bak Damphousse]

Those pants dear god, Bergevin gets my vote aswell

 

[member 300185]

Bozak. Seriously though....Paquette

 

[Kevs Security]

The biggest bozo in the NHL? My man, that's a hard one. I'd say they are all a bunch of bozos. I mean these guys are jocks. Nothing going on in their brains. But if I had to name the boziest bozo that ever bozied, I'd have to go with Claude Giroux. Biting a cop? Urinating in public? Oh man, he's one funny lad, but seems like he's still living his youth. Given that the guys is nearing his 30's, that's a bad thing. Even worse, he's the captain of the Flyers. He's a bozo, that's for sure.

Another name that comes to my mind is Ryan Sheahan. Teletubbies, my man! Also if snorting unhuman-like amounts of cocaine is considered as a bozo kind of thing to do, then Duncan Siemens is your bozo of the year. Just look at him! He should check in to rehab, seriously!

 

[Armourboy]

I'm rather disappointed the Gif of Jokinnen trying to eat the waffle wasn't posted

 

[Ippenator]

I still can't watch that video. Un frickin real.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

No fekking way he is not the winner! What a bozo!!!

 

[BrockLobster]

I still can't watch that video. Un frickin real.

This is the greatest video ever made

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Don Cherry

 

[ManofSteel55]

Don Cherry

Eccentric? Sure. Forgetful? Probably, the dude is old. Senile? I'm not a doctor, but I wouldn't bet against it. Prejudiced douchebag? Guaranteed. But I don't know if I'd call him a bozo.

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

Bumping a legendary thread. Re-read for anyone who wants a good laugh.

 

[Budz]

Jack Armstrong - total tool

 

[VinikToWinIt]

Namestnikov.

 

[Lays]

Namestnikov.

JT Miller

 

[Lays]

Sometimes I wish Sean Avery was still active.

Sean Avery was actually a solid player when he wanted to be though, one of my favorite Rangers

 

[Mattavarner]

In terms of looks, its Jake Gardiner
guys face always looks like he has no idea what is happening on the ice