Or that I have zero faith in someone like Frolik (or any other major FA) actually being the answer, and don't expect to see JR pull off some miracle trade.
Gagner, PAP, Hodgson, etc would all be cheap options. None would get any term. I'd play them all on the wing. Gagner especially I think could be half decent there.
Perron - Crosby - Hornqvist
Kunitz - Malkin - XXXXX
Dupuis - Sutter - Bennett
XXXXX - Spaling - XXXXX
XXXXX
That's something like what our forward group will look like. That has 4 openings, and we all want 2 more of those guys gone (Kunitz and Sutter). There's also the fact that Dupuis's health is a massive question mark. Now sure we have Plotnikov and Sundqvist, however there's no guarantee either will even be NHL ready - let alone ready to play in the top 9.
So yes I would take a shot on a couple of guys who are skilled players who are not established top 6 guys. PAP is someone that despite his issues has had success with other skilled players. Gagner is a skilled guy himself - he just can't carry a line to save his life - but he is good enough to carry the puck a bit and make plays with it. Hodgson is a complete guess as to whether he's good enough to be a top 9 skilled guy... but at 25, I'd still take a shot. There's literally no downside to trying to sign someone (or 2) like this.
As for the Geno "getting mad" what a crock. He'll be happy if the team has success.