To the gentle men of the Caps board,
It is with swelling excitement and joy that I announce, I Gregg Gamble 443, will have the house completely to myself when I come home tonight. I promise you, my fellow man, I will not abridge the opportunity laid before me.
My promise to you:
1. I will immediately strip down to my boxers as soon as I pass through the portal to my abode. Leaving my office clothes at the front door where they will remain.
2. I will crack open a cold one within 30 seconds of entering said abode.
3. I will roll a joint, eat a 25 mg edible and drop some RSO within 15 minutes of entering said abode. No oil carts tonight.
4. I will watch copious amounts of porn with the volume up. (maybe not copious, im 45)
5. I will play RDO, RDR2 and NHL 23.
6. I will pan sear a good steak, basting with butter/garlic/thyme. No sides. Just bloody steak that I will eat off the cutting board where it was resting, while standing drunk in my kitchen in my boxers.
7. I will fall asleep to a Tarantino movie on the couch.
8. I will be miserable tomorrow morning but be at work by 9. (9 ish)
Signed yours in the bond of brotherhood,
Gregg Gamble 443