Useless Thread MDCCXCIII: Nothing to see here

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm pretty sure I would have a headache watching these actions scenes in a movie theater.

Nothing but loud noises, camera cuts, and CGI

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Okay, the soldiers lowering their guns, then the colonel coming up and saying "This man is not our enemy" was a pretty good scene for this movie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

After Googling it, I think the codex was the weird skull at the beginning, which got transformed into the Superman key he has been using.

lol, that was wrong, as we finally get an explanation of the opening scenes an hour and 40 minutes into the movie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This movie is too damn long and I haven't even been watching it uninterrupted.

I would be dying if I were watching in a theater right about now.

40 minutes left, well more like 20 minutes because there's probably close to 8 billion graphical artists in the credits

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"They're terrarforming Earth into Krypton."

"But what will happen to us?"

Shut up bitch, we covered this like an hour ago

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This is starting to remind me of Independence Day in terms of Metropolis being entirely destroyed.

How many lives are lost by the end of this movie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Superman choking on smoke.

Again, he's invincible

 

[Oogie Boogie]

hey alright

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Colonel dive bombs into the mothership, sacrificing himself and the others on board, as Lois Lane so conveniently falls out of the back of the plane at the last moment.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

People just standing in the middle of Metropolis, watching Zod and Superman fight.

Shouldn't y'all be evacuating

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

If Zod wasn't wearing armor, could he fly?

That armor seems pretty redundant when you're invincible.

lol, he started flying like 2 minutes after I asked that

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

After Metropolis is mostly destroyed, we're supposed to care about 4 people Zod is threatening with his laser vision?

Way to raise the stakes there

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Finally it's over.

I give it a resounding meh

 

[John Price]

Logan is pretty good.

 

[John Price]

Finally it's over.

I give it a resounding meh

Review logan

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Review logan

Maybe tomorrow

 

[Siamese Dream]

This movie is too damn long and I haven't even been watching it uninterrupted.

I would be dying if I were watching in a theater right about now.

40 minutes left, well more like 20 minutes because there's probably close to 8 billion graphical artists in the credits

What do you think is the worst long movie of all time

I think The Last Jedi just about crosses the threshold since it's just over 2.5 hours

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What do you think is the worst long movie of all time

I think The Last Jedi just about crosses the threshold since it's just over 2.5 hours

The Watchmen Ultimate Cut is something like 3.5 hours, but it wasn't the worst.

I haven't seen it, but I've heard Pearl Harbor is 3 hours and not good.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I have changed no wireless settings since this morning, yet I can't get on the fast wifi because the login page isn't showing up anymore

 

[Siamese Dream]

The Watchmen Ultimate Cut is something like 3.5 hours, but it wasn't the worst.

I haven't seen it, but I've heard Pearl Harbor is 3 hours and not good.

Pearl Harbour is kinda bad just because of the pointless crap cheesy love triangle sub-plot, but it doesn't feel like a 3 hour movie if that makes sense. It doesn't drag and the action sequences are quite reserved by Michael Bay standards.

They probably should have completely cut out the entire part about the Doolittle Raid though, that would reduce the run time significantly.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Actually I think I know the answer to this, it's the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This one girl I had a crush on in high school really liked the Pirates movies, which, in my teenage idiocy, made me dislike the movies

 

[Kairi Zaide]

this. slaps.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The worst movies I've actually seen:

Human Centipede 2
Bio-Dome
Those "___ Movie" movies by Seltzer and Friedberg
One Neil Breen movie that I can't be bothered to remember

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Funny People was long and boring.

Took a girl on a date to see it. We sat down and she quickly put the armrest down between us. I immediately thought "Oh, so this isn't a date, well at least the movie will be funny."

I was wrong twice that night.