Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

maybe I should code for NHL lol

EA doesn't even understand puck physics anyway

I would fit in well there

 

[John Price]

Surely you know your argument is full of gaping logic holes and you're just f***ing with us, right?

literally the eclipse debugging ide UI

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it's true

run a debug in IDE

it literally follows logic flow of variables so you can detect where errors may be going on that don't show up on the compiler

That's not the point. If they're asking that as an interview question, they obviously don't want you to just run it through a compiler.

In fact, if they asked that question and you were completely clueless, then they simply wouldn't hire you.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Can you explain how a plane flies?

"Damn it, I'm a pilot. The plane does all that boring shit and I just fly the thing."

I don't know about anyone else, but I would prefer a pilot that can explain how planes stay airborne over one that can't.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Well the answer are the wings and the engines that go brrrrrrr keep the can floating in the sky

 

[John Price]

Can you explain how a plane flies?

"Damn it, I'm a pilot. The plane does all that boring shit and I just fly the thing."

It's true

I was watching a documentary on Air Force One the other day. They are putting in a new electronics system in there. It is supposed to be easier to fly with and more digital than the multiple dials you see now.

I'm not saying you need to understand the physics of air flight in heavy detail, you just need to know the controls and dials.

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[John Price]

I drive a car. Let me try to find the velocity of the moving object A and the force measured by the vector -> A.

Or I can just f***ing turn the car key and drive.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Willie: I could use some help, I don't know much about this thing.

ALF: Me either, I just turn the key and it GOES!

 

[John Price]

@LarryFisherman will you return or cross out the Cherokee from your car now that you find it hurtful and offensive to Native Americans

 

[John Price]

Willie: I could use some help, I don't know much about this thing.

ALF: Me either, I just turn the key and it GOES!

I don't know why I'm getting shit for this

most common people aren't concerned with the inner workings of technology

I turn TV on it shows me picture

I turn CPU on it shows me game

etc

why bother with the nitty gritty inside. Only a nerd cares about that shit. "OH NO THE CATHODE RAY CONVERTER IS BROKEN I CAN'T SEE SHIT" let the repairman fix it

Too many people try to do things themselves. I am not a renaissance man. I am not a repair man. f***ing shower head broke the other day here I didn't bother fixing it with plumber's tape I just called for help. It costs more but I can't do home repair. I'm not a carpenter. The toilet paper dispensers here weren't even drilled in right when I moved in, I said, "Let the carpenter and handy man do it". It was sticking out broke AF for like 2 months before they fixed it in one day.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

It's true

I was watching a documentary on Air Force One the other day. They are putting in a new electronics system in there. It is supposed to be easier to fly with and more digital than the multiple dials you see now.

I'm not saying you need to understand the physics of air flight in heavy detail, you just need to know the controls and dials.

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Damn 2 months?!

 

[LarryFisherman]

@LarryFisherman will you return or cross out the Cherokee from your car now that you find it hurtful and offensive to Native Americans

I'm not saying it is or isn't "hurtful" to them. If those of Cherokee descent come out and say that it's bullshit that one of the most popular SUVs sold over the last decade has their tribe name and heritage slapped on it, and Jeep changed it up, I'd be fine with that.

I'm not personally offended by names which bear these names and symbols, mostly because I don't think it's generally done with malicious intent. Stupidity and oversight, likely, but not malicious. Thus, I'm good with growing and adapting to the times and dropping these types of naming conventions moving forward.

I would not sell my Jeep. I typically de-badge my cars regardless of name because I like the look of it better, but on my model the "GRAND CHEROKEE" is embossed below the door in the trim and I wouldn't do anything about it, no. I would also buy another one if this one was wrecked or stolen or whatever.

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie why aren't you streaming

 

[John Price]

Damn 2 months?!

Yes but it was the basement toilet roll thing. It stuck out of the wall for 2 months before a repairman came by and fixed all the issues that the inspector found in the house.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

@Oogie Boogie why aren't you streaming

I'm still at the bank. I can't go back to the back where the box is. I think they are having to take inventory of what's inside. It's taking ages.

 

[John Price]

I'm not personally offended by names which bear these names and symbols, mostly because I don't think it's generally done with malicious intent.

then why raise hell over it

 

[John Price]

I'm still at the bank. I can't go back to the back where the box is. I think they are having to take inventory of what's inside. It's taking ages.

okay

 

[John Price]

I should have been a Stonecutter. Maybe the repairs would happen faster.

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[John Price]

Might be too late to buy Makers.

 

[John Price]

But cancel culture said Cherokee is offensive now

So you have to tape over or remove the emblem from your car in order to adhere to political correctness

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I should have been a Stonecutter. Maybe the repairs would happen faster.

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

But cancel culture said Cherokee is offensive now

So you have to tape over or remove the emblem from your car in order to adhere to political correctness

It's pointless to act like one specific consumer has any bearing on society as a whole. Besides, there's no such thing as ethical consumption.

The fault lies solely on the company commercializing the name.

It's the same general idea as the issue of recycling. Trying to offload responsibility on the consumers is to ignore the big picture, where the problem is caused by the companies that are producing these billions of plastic bottles.

 

[LarryFisherman]

then why raise hell over it

uh, i didn't?

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Finally home.