Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

It would be like taking away the computer on a Java exam. Bitch I need to use the compiler and the API in order to see what the error or library is.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Why waste my time, but here we go.

You will not find a single viable source on the internet to claim that rote memorization is good or beneficial in the long term.

While it's pointless to make students memorize formulas, the students need to understand the broad concept and be able to apply it to a problem through critical thinking, otherwise all you did was teach the students how to punch numbers into a calculator.

This is what I went for earlier, but he only copied one word out of the post and then went off in some other direction.

The picture is widescreen but he's only viewing in 4:3

 

[John Price]

A Java exam is basically a program that you write on your computer. IT's not done with paper and pen lmao. How are you even going to see if the code compiles if you don't have a computer to use?

 

[LarryFisherman]

The point is to teach students how to use the software that they will use in the real world. That doesn't involve memorization the last time I checked.

uh, it very much involves memorization. you still have to know, at least broadly, what the f*** you are doing. ya goof

 

[John Price]

Common programming interview question

"Will this code throw an error?"

I don't know, let me type it into the IDE and compile it

Do I look like a f***ing compiler here

 

[Ceremony]

contrarily i am much more interested in horses than i am Ford Mustangs

I like playing video games with cars in them

I like reading the novels of Cormac McCarthy

I do the former much more than the latter

 

[John Price]

Programming companies also love to put you through a test. "Write the code that will run a bubble sort"

Well I need to import libraries here doggy

In Eclipse IDE you can just import them automatically

 

[John Price]

uh, it very much involves memorization. you still have to know, at least broadly, what the f*** you are doing. ya goof

You haven't taken math exams in a long time have you

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

i don't think opening up on an empathetic level and allowing the discussion should be labeled "wokeness" or calling people "offended".

That's mega dumb. Listening to other people's POVs and having dialogue is important. Close-minded f***s like you who just shout as loud as you can about anything you don't understand or agree with is the real tragedy

cancel culture is actively trying to remove contrarian or edge opinions or jokes in favor of political correctness

if you are not concerned by this i don't know what to tell you

 

[John Price]

pointless to make students memorize formulas

We agree

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Common programming interview question

"Will this code throw an error?"

I don't know, let me type it into the IDE and compile it

Do I look like a f***ing compiler here

Why would they hire a programmer who doesn't know how to read code

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast only nerds who calculate proper physics in BF4 need to know that fancy ass math shit

the common player like you or me doesn't f***ing care as long as the car stays on the ground and doesn't fly up the tower like that vid you posted in shanghai lol

 

[John Price]

Why would they hire a programmer who doesn't know how to read code

The IDE does all that

 

[John Price]

You don't understand everyone uses an IDE to check for compilation errors

 

[John Price]

You are saying I should write code in Notepad instead of Eclipse where the IDE specifically lists shortcuts, autocloses brackets, lists the scope of a bracket, etc

 

[John Price]

Alright, I admit physics is important





in video games when helicopters and cars and trucks are expected to work correctly without bugging off the map or driving up buildings

but let the nerds do that

i'm a gamer my concern isn't about the velocity of the vehicle, just get me to the capture point lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The IDE does all that

 

[Oogie Boogie]

What do you think you're doing

 

[John Price]

EA is so lazy they do not put proper math into the game

Then you get shit like this

 

[John Price]

"Let's put his gravity at .5 as soon as he gets hit."

 

[John Price]

every time this streamer kills someone in warzone some kid always is on death chat yelling about hacks. He just shot someone and the kid is like "HE'S f***ING HACKING" lmao every game every time he shoots people "WHERE DID HE COME FROM" "THAT'S BULL" "NICE AIMBOT ASSHOLE" lmao

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast did you see where I was accused of hacking the other day in BF4 after all I did was shoot someone in the back lol

my KD is terrible how am I hacking

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Surely you know your argument is full of gaping logic holes and you're just f***ing with us, right?

 

[John Price]

it's true

run a debug in IDE

it literally follows logic flow of variables so you can detect where errors may be going on that don't show up on the compiler