Useless Thread MDCCLXVIII: Kpoop sucks

[John Price]

Has anyone watched the new Seinfeld special on Netflix?

no

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I thought this special was quite hilarious, granted I was like 13 when I first saw it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I want to say he's become out-of-touch because he's insanely rich, but he just sounds like a whiny and bitter old man.

His first bit is complaining about how hard it is to make plans nowadays, as if smart phones and constant communication has made things harder

 

[Mantis]

Seinfeld will never be as funny as Jeff Dunham

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

To be fair, observational comedy can't compete with racist ventriloquism

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh my god, make a joke. Stop with the impressions

 

[John Price]

Oh my god, make a joke. Stop with the impressions

only good impressionist is dan soder

 

[LarryFisherman]

Oh my god, make a joke. Stop with the impressions

are you live posting jerry sienfeld stand ups?

 

[John Price]

3 more hours until I can play games.

Find me something to do.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He just made a buffet joke.

Were we all aware that Americans are fat?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"A buffet is like taking your dog to Petco, and letting your dog do the shopping"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

are you live posting jerry sienfeld stand ups?

What's the deal with a message board? I don't see any board.

At best, I see a lot of bored messages

 

[John Price]

Idaho woman slammed for punching dog's face heavily in crazy video, may face six months in prison for cruelty

The punches aren't even that hard

this is not even close to animal abuse

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Idaho woman slammed for punching dog's face heavily in crazy video, may face six months in prison for cruelty

The punches aren't even that hard

this is not even close to animal abuse

Why am I not surprised at your awful take

 

[John Price]

Why am I not surprised at your awful take

How is it a bad take? Look at the video. When is the dog in pain?

 

[John Price]

Woman boxing dog

"the dog is in pain this woman is abusing her dog"

THEY'RE SPARRING DUMBASS

 

[LarryFisherman]

what are you working on today @Roman Fell ?

a lot of activity this morning on ye ole hfboards from you

i fear that you're not learning today

 

[John Price]

what are you working on today @Roman Fell ?

a lot of activity this morning on ye ole hfboards from you

i fear that you're not learning today

Pretty pissed that people complaining about that dog getting beat up by boxing gloves

The dog isn't even feeling anything at all.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How is it a bad take? Look at the video. When is the dog in pain?

Probably when she's punching the dog while wearing boxing gloves.

If they're sparring, then why is only the dog being hit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I hit him so hard, I felt that one," the woman can be heard saying at the end of the video.

 

[John Price]

Probably when she's punching the dog while wearing boxing gloves.

If they're sparring, then why is only the dog being hit

they're just playing dude

 

[John Price]

Like you don't roughhouse with your dog?

 

[John Price]

"I hit him so hard, I felt that one," the woman can be heard saying at the end of the video.

Then why didn't the dog attack her?

 

[John Price]

Dogs have feral instincts and will attack each other over food during feeding time. But the dog doesn't fight back when punched.

Makes sense.