Useless Thread MDCCCXXXIV - John H Ruiz "El Presidente" Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

You're right, I don't watch the college kids. Because they're not the best is among the reasons why.

Defense is literally non-existent in college football. So much fun watching one conference dominate everyone else.

"But you get the chance to watch future NFL players"

And a lot of guys who aren't going to make it because they're not good enough.

Just seems stupid, you should watch because you enjoy the game

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I will admit that March Madness is interesting, mostly because of the tournament format.

Just seems stupid, you should watch because you enjoy the game

If your neighbor kids start playing street hockey, would you feel obligated to watch them since you enjoy the game?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't want to watch the f***ing Coyotes and they're actually in the NHL.

Yes, I like hockey, that doesn't mean I want to watch any and all hockey.

I also like food, that doesn't mean I want to eat garbage fast food.

 

[John Price]

I will admit that March Madness is interesting, mostly because of the tournament format.



If your neighbor kids start playing street hockey, would you feel obligated to watch them since you enjoy the game?

It's not ohl or any division of hockey although Don cherry saw adulterer connor McDavid play in minor midget league

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Now, if some neighbor kids were playing a pickup game of baseball and guys like Ken Griffey Jr, Wade Boggs (RIP), and Jose Canseco showed up, then that's a different story

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

I kill these rappers early in the game, abortion
Spit a verse like lemme get ya fam, extortion
Send these back to when they came, deportation

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I kill these rappers early in the game, abortion
Spit a verse like lemme get ya fam, extortion
Send these back to when they came, deportation

That wouldn't be deportation, that would be repatriation, which also doesn't rhyme

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Oh boy, lets see how fast all the hating, jealous hacks report this to the NCAA.

 

[John Price]

Bored

Going to listen to Elton John

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hack#1 who is going to be greatly disappointed when nothing comes of it

 

[John Price]

Although McDavid contemplated playing NCAA Division I hockey, he ultimately decided to enter the junior ice hockey circuit as an adolescent rather than waiting to begin a college career.[10] McDavid applied for exceptional player status through Hockey Canada, and after passing through evaluations of his athleticism, academics, and maturity, he was allowed to enter the junior hockey draft at the age of 15 rather than 16.[11] He was only the third Ontario Hockey League (OHL) player to be granted such an exception, following John Tavares in 2005 and Aaron Ekblad in 2011.[12]

Hack#1 who is going to be greatly disappointed when nothing comes of it

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Example of how NOT to be a hack.

 

[John Price]

You marry a music man

 

[John Price]

And you can tell everybody
This is your song

 

[John Price]

Lol

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[John Price]

!!!!!

 

[John Price]

I'm a born singer, 좀 늦어버린 고백, I swear
언제나 멀기만 했었던 신기루가 눈 앞에 있어 (여기 있어)

 

[John Price]

Hack#1 who is going to be greatly disappointed when nothing comes of it

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I'm a born singer, 좀 늦어버린 고백, I swear
언제나 멀기만 했었던 신기루가 눈 앞에 있어 (여기 있어)

They're born stonk tankers!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Now, if some neighbor kids were playing a pickup game of baseball and guys like Ken Griffey Jr, Wade Boggs (RIP), and Jose Canseco showed up, then that's a different story

I don't know anything about baseball outside of Moneyball and The Simpsons so had to watch the whole clip to realise that the list of players you gave was clearly a deliberate reference