Useless Thread MDCCCXXXIV - John H Ruiz "El Presidente" Appreciation Thread

[RayP]

Not literal shit I hope.

Depends on how they behave.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Remember that Goat Simulator game from like 10 years ago?

Isn’t that still on Gamepass?

Depends on how they behave.

Hope you are well my friend.

 

[John Price]

With his attention span I’m surprised he lasted a week.

sorry, i need hot canadian clubs to captivate my attention

 

[RayP]

sorry, i need hot canadian clubs to captivate my attention

What’s for dinner bubba

 

[John Price]

What’s for dinner bubba

Vegan soy crumbles and elbow macaroni

 

[RayP]

Vegan soy crumbles and elbow macaroni

Sounds terrible.

 

[John Price]

Sounds terrible.

It was the only food left

You grilling today

 

[RayP]

It was the only food left

You grilling today

Nah maybe tomorrow.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It was the only food left

Do you not know how to grocery shop??

 

[John Price]

Too hung over to play games

Might sleep

Do you not know how to grocery shop??

Clearly I don't know how

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Vegan soy crumbles and elbow macaroni

when did you start purchasing tvp

 

[John Price]

when did you start purchasing tvp

About a year now. Not fully vegan but keep a few bags around in the freezer. Funny enough I have a roll of mild sausage defrosting atm in fridge

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Do you not know how to grocery shop??

Some day I want one of you f***ers to carry a big sign that just says "ehat" through a grocery store, just to see people's reactions.

 

[John Price]

besides you know i'm high on impossible and tvp and beyond burger

i was the one first talking about them here

 

[John Price]

wahahahaha



Serves Jabroni Phil right. Go on and leave the PGA WILL YOU, FOR MONEY. YOU BITCH

@PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

you're not allowed to talk like that anymore in WWE

 

[John Price]

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

About a year now. Not fully vegan but keep a few bags around in the freezer. Funny enough I have a roll of mild sausage defrosting atm in fridge

I'm not a fan of Vegan food, but I've always wanted to taste Seitan to see how much it resembles real chicken.

Do you not know how to grocery shop??

Best to save money during these times.

Not literal shit I hope.

Darcy Kuemper bobbleheads.

 

[John Price]

wonder if peacock has the WWE backlash ppv where Shane won against the big Show despite being unconcious

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I'm not a fan of Vegan food, but I've always wanted to taste Seitan to see how much it resembles real chicken.

The texture, by itself, really isn't close to chicken. It most closely resembles a sausage that would be made with pureed meat (and not just minced meat), without much fat. I know there are techniques to "stretch" it and make it closer in texture to poultry, or to add some other stuff in it (solid coconut oil, TVP, etc.) to make it more meaty.

Regarding the taste, well, it tastes what you mix it in. Without any seasoning, it's pretty bland. If you make it and brine it in chicken stock (yeah, wouldn't be vegan then - though there are "vegan" chicken-like stocks), then, yeah, it might taste like chicken.

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

The texture, by itself, really isn't close to chicken. It most closely resembles a sausage that would be made with pureed meat (and not just minced meat), without much fat. I know there are techniques to "stretch" it and make it closer in texture to poultry, or to add some other stuff in it (solid coconut oil, TVP, etc.) to make it more meaty.

Regarding the taste, well, it tastes what you mix it in. Without any seasoning, it's pretty bland. If you make it and brine it in chicken stock (yeah, wouldn't be vegan then - though there are "vegan" chicken-like stocks), then, yeah, it might taste like chicken.

So, basically, it's just protein with bland taste without any seasoning.

See? This is why I should never go vegan. I wouldn't be able to live very pleasurably without actual meat and fat.

 

[John Price]

305

 

[John Price]

Justin Bieber cancels more shows after Ramsay Hunt syndrome diagnosis Justin Bieber cancels more shows after Ramsay Hunt syndrome diagnosis

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

305

What?

 

[PanthersPens62]

What?

Miami's area code...… more proof of his obsession with Miami