Useless Thread MDCCCXXXIV - John H Ruiz "El Presidente" Appreciation Thread

[Vancouver Canucks]

 

[John Price]

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

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Global warming alert.

 

[John Price]

Ivanka Trump Wants Us All To Know She’s Having Fun in Miami, Damn It

The former first daughter moved to Miami, and since then her life has consisted of frolicking beach side with mommy bloggers, eating ice cream, and posing for “candid” pictures.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[RayP]

What?

His weight.

 

[John Price]

The family now reportedly lives at Arte Surfside, a luxury condominium complex steps from the beach where a four-bedroom costs a little over $9.5 million. (Its penthouse recently sold for $33 million, making it the third-most-expensive sale in Miami Beach within the past seven years, Forbes reported.)

His weight.

My weight is half that

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

His weight.

There used to be a person rolling over laughing emote here, but it disappared, so I posted the above. Good one.

The family now reportedly lives at Arte Surfside, a luxury condominium complex steps from the beach where a four-bedroom costs a little over $9.5 million. (Its penthouse recently sold for $33 million, making it the third-most-expensive sale in Miami Beach within the past seven years, Forbes reported.)


My weight is half that

Man, I wish I could live in a luxury condominium. I only dream.

 

[John Price]

Yinz laugh but there's a guarantee even with my big belly I weigh less than anyone here

Remember I'm a midget

 

[RayP]

Might go get a coffee. Not in the mood to make one.

 

[PanthersPens62]

delete

 

[John Price]

Might go get a coffee. Not in the mood to make one.

Maybe you should also get a chair mat while you're at it.

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

www.bloomberg.com

No

@Zaiden Shogun big wwe shill devastated about Vince

Dinos end up with a tie.

 

[PanthersPens62]

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WWE's McMahon drops CEO role during inquiry

Vince McMahon is stepping aside from his role as CEO and chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment during an investigation into hush money he allegedly agreed to pay to a former employee over an affair.

www.espn.com

 

[John Price]

Shocking, the ceo who hired a secretary Stacy kiebler based on looks and assets, paying hush money

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

Yinz laugh but there's a guarantee even with my big belly I weigh less than anyone here

Remember I'm a midget

I seem to think you're indirectly calling all of us fatzos, considering you're 305 pounds. Very disappointing.

 

[John Price]

I seem to think you're indirectly calling all of us fatzos, considering you're 305 pounds. Very disappointing.

I weigh 155.

 

[RayP]

Maybe you should also get a chair mat while you're at it.


No

@Zaiden Shogun big wwe shill devastated about Vince

Dinos end up with a tie.

I have a chair.

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

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I weigh 155.

You're dyslexic; it's 551, not 155.

Who is that president? Gerald Ford?

 

[John Price]

You're dyslexic; it's 551, not 155.

Who is that president? Gerald Ford?

No. See if yinz can guess who he is!





When the HF continues to perpetuate "the big lie" not knowing about my midget frame and short stature

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

Dang. Doosan lost even with Choi Seung-Yong.

No. See if yinz can guess who he is!





When the HF continues to perpetuate "the big lie" not knowing about my midget frame and short stature

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Short and fat.

Breaking news: There have been recent rumours that John Price is either 305 pounds or 551 pounds. Which weight is the right one: 305 or 551? Can Yinz guess it? Can I guess it? Who can guess it? Who can...

 

[RayP]

Can you even sit in a chair without breaking it @John Price ?

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

Can you even sit in a chair without breaking it @John Price ?

Hey, he lives in a bungalow, because the upper floor can't contain his weight.

 

[John Price]

mukbang @Vancouver Canucks

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

mukbang @Vancouver Canucks

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I found your appetizer.

 

[John Price]

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

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We should chimaek one day. I know you're salivating, because I am.