Useless Thread MDCCCXVII : Who Wants to be a Millionaire Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

The last Thursday of every month I used to play pool with Fred West. I know he done some iffy things but as a builder he was top notch.

"And on top of that, never, ever joke about Swindon Football Club, ever, especially Luke Norris."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you don't get "winter" down there

just use the auto parts shit

No, we don't get winter, but I don't want stuff that will freeze, which is the only stuff I've seen at regular stores.

 

[John Price]

Swindon Town has had problems with hooliganism since the 1970s, with the first known group being called the Swindon Town Aggro Boys (STAB).[95] In a home game against Wrexham in March 1978, STAB were responsible for pelting the opposing goalkeeper with darts, stones and a golf ball.[96] Club chairman Cecil Green later proclaimed: "We intend to stamp out this thuggery. The incidents were diabolical."[95] A new hooligan gang emerged in the 1980s, the Swindon Southside Firm (SSF), who were named after the area of terracing they occupied.[95] In a match at Northampton Town, then manager Lou Macari walked straight into a group of more than 100 SSF members chasing Northampton fans up the street. Macari said the incident was "worse than a Celtic–Rangers game".[95]

 

[John Price]

he incidents were diabolical

 

[John Price]

yellow card ejection

what about the red card

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast guy in the bf2042 server yesterday named DICEQAEngineer

Selects a name mocking the low quality of the game, proceeds to still play said game.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I always find it funny how Fred West is like the only British serial killer Americans know for some reason, apart from Jack the Ripper obviously but that's essentially just mythology

 

[Siamese Dream]

Mark Corrigan : This isn't the Matterhorn, Jeremy, it's the Quantocks, nobody dies in the Quantocks. If we're very unlucky we might have wandered onto Exmoor, but...
Jeremy Usborne : Exmoor? The moors? The barren moors, the moors murderers? We could easily die on a moor!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Take it back. Didn’t I f***ing tell you not to get anything big??

@John Price

 

[John Price]

Take it back. Didn’t I f***ing tell you not to get anything big??

@John Price

Again watching the censored version on Bravo one morning is hilarious. "You freaking idiot what's the freaking matter with you."

 

[John Price]

There is also no law that prohibits cable channels from airing profanity but no don't you do it

meanwhile in the UK once 9 pm passes all the bleeps go away

 

[John Price]

The only DIY Martin's doing is Sue 6 inches deep into her memory foam

 

[John Price]

I need access to the internet to make my memes

 

[John Price]

Stop winding up Len or I'll tell the Vicar about your internet search history

 

[Tarantula]

The only DIY Martin's doing is Sue 6 inches deep into her memory foam

That left a bad impression

 

[John Price]

skittles vodka

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Mandy in the book club @Siamese Dream

 

[Siamese Dream]

Mandy in the book club @Siamese Dream

I told you that's a good one

 

[John Price]

I told you that's a good one

RIP Roy

 

[John Price]

The nation's capital is the worst place for COVID-19 infections right now

!!!!!!!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Soph wants to stay at mine tonight. She’ll probably have another go at me about why I have a calendar of the Hollyoaks girls on my wall. I have to hide it in a drawer every time she comes over, and when she leaves I have to open the drawer to get it back out again, and Mandy Hutchinson’s looking at me like ‘Why are you so ashamed of us?'

@John Price you probably don't get the Hollyoaks reference

 

[John Price]

 

[Tarantula]

RIP John Madden. He was a iconic coach during the 70's, Ghost to the Post, Sea of Hands, and then became the voice for what seemed all the big games that mattered during the 80's and most of the 90's while working for CBS then FOX.

 

[John Price]