Useless Thread MDCCCXVII : Who Wants to be a Millionaire Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

if wwe relaunched the divas four horsemen with charlotte, bayleaf, and becky lynch people would watch again

 

[Tarantula]

I'll never forget when I worked in a small union shop and we had our local elections. We had one candidate who was pretty much dispised with the exception of their best friend and his BIL who happened to get their foot in the door to the company thanks to the candidate. I actually got nominated with two others to be on the electoral board and count the ballots. This candidate got a whopping total of three votes, a complete landslide against him. We would just announce the winner, not the vote tally and the candidate immediately got up and huffing and puffing for a public recount. There is nothing in the bylaws about a public recount and everybody just started to groan as we all knew there was no hope in hell that there would enough people voting for him. The one other official got up and said " You got THREE votes" and the place just broke up laughing.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Why tf would anyone want to shut down cruises? They're an integral part of the worldwide tourism economy and they're the perfect vacation for people with ADD (EDIT: and/or people that f***ing slaughter buffets like rabid dogs like myself.)

That used to be me, but I only hit the buffet 3 times this go around......wanted to try the sit down experience more for a change & actually was very content. Plus needed to watch the waistline & I have bad self control when confronted with a buffet!

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

That used to be me, but I only hit the buffet 3 times this go around......wanted to try the sit down experience more for a change & actually was very content. Plus needed to watch the waistline & I have bad self control when confronted with a buffet!

I went on a cruise a few years ago when my wife was pregnant. The first thing I did when I got on was have 5 tacos and 2 loaded-to-hell-and-back hot dogs at the taco bar...and I then ate a full dinner an hour later. I've always been thin; at 6' I have weighed anywhere from 180 lbs (when I had a 6-pack in college) to 150 lbs (when I don't have time to work out and my body rots away from the inside out.) Only fairly recently have I started to not be able to instantly metabolize the shit out of anything that hits my gut. I've rarely really had to watch what I eat and while I have excellent self-control with sweets/desserts...I have very little self-control when it comes to dinners and no self control at all when it comes to potato chips.

Honestly, if I were having dinner with the wife I'd do the sit-down specialty thing just to treat us after what we've been through for the past few years. But 2-year olds are not exactly experts at fine dining so we'll probably do a mix of both. I'll definitely get in touch when the time comes to see if you have any recommendations.

 

[John Price]

This booster is giving me fever

 

[John Price]

Damn 5 tacos when I went to the mall yesterday I thought I was hard eating two taco bell tacos with a sbarro pizza

 

[John Price]

I was still hungry too I was in line for chick fila and figured the line was too long so I got Cinnabon

 

[John Price]

@Siamese Dream

He's not wrong either I followed this advice at the Caesars palace bacchanal buffet. Started off without filling carbs and went from there

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Damn 5 tacos when I went to the mall yesterday I thought I was hard eating two taco bell tacos with a sbarro pizza

When I was a teenager I was capable of eating an 18'' pizza by myself. I'm nothing special but I can eat a little bit better than my size would indicate.

 

[John Price]

those oven pizzas (not the celeste pizza for 1) I can finish in one meal or two (one day)

thought it'd last longer than that

 

[PanthersPens62]

This booster is giving me fever

That means its working. Fear not you should be fine in a day or 2.

 

[John Price]

carmine's

 

[John Price]

That means its working. Fear not you should be fine in a day or 2.

i have chills

it's cold!

 

[John Price]

family style

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

carmine's

No lie, seeing this picture just made me go downstairs and make a ham sandwich. I came back upstairs with a ham sandwich...and blueberry pie for some reason.

damn you

 

[John Price]

No lie, seeing this picture just made me go downstairs and make a ham sandwich. I came back upstairs with a ham sandwich...and blueberry pie for some reason.

damn you

the portions there are huge and family style

like in GoodFellas (1990)

 

[John Price]

I'm kind of hungry too but I'm also sick after the booster.

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Siamese Dream

He's not wrong either I followed this advice at the Caesars palace bacchanal buffet. Started off without filling carbs and went from there

"There's such a fine line between maniac and genius isn't there?"

This is one of my favourite quotes from anything ever

Truly a motto to live your life by

 

[John Price]

The Booster is making me really tired