Useless Thread MDCCCXVII : Who Wants to be a Millionaire Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

there's only 2 layers of blankets here

 

[PanthersPens62]

there's only 2 layers of blankets here

Put as many layers of clothes as you feel you need then. You should be able to get back to sleep soon. I'm signing off for now. Hope this goes away soon.

 

[John Price]

“Doctors are doing an x-ray, f*** knows what they’re going to do, it’s like gluing a breadstick back together”

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@Siamese Dream did you see this

 

[John Price]

 

[Siamese Dream]

can't sleep

@Siamese Dream I feel like Sue Mucklowe I can't leave the bed lol

KERRY

WHAT?!

 

[John Price]

Going back to sleep

 

[John Price]

These toilet seats are ice cold

Sitting on them to piss and it's like 100 spikes up in your body

 

[PanthersPens62]

These toilet seats are ice cold

Sitting on them to piss and it's like 100 spikes up in your body

Hoping you got back to sleep & wake up feeling better. I can't believe I am doing this, but hopefully the below cheers you up:

 

[John Price]

On October 2, 2021, racing driver Brandon Brown was being interviewed by NBC Sports reporter Kelli Stavast at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama, following his victory in the NASCAR Xfinity Series Sparks 300 race which was shortened due to darkness.[11][12] Fans were chanting "f*** Joe Biden",[13] and this became clearly audible to viewers of the broadcast.[14][1] On the live broadcast, while wearing a headset,[15] reporter Stavast stated, "You can hear the chants from the crowd, 'Let's go, Brandon!'"[3][11][16] It is unclear whether Stavast misunderstood the chant or whether she intentionally misquoted it as "Let's Go Brandon".[11][17] If intentional, it may have been a verbal legerdemain.[18][19]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

f*** Justin Trudeau

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I had a dream that I was at the front in World War I. Both sides were firing mortar, bullets and poison gas at me constantly but I was all but invulnerable (with the exception that the phosgene gas gave me wet farts.)

What did I do? Walk back and forth, from one trench to the other...selling candy. Like, I had a huge backpack full of candy bars that didn't even exist at that time and I went back and forth between the French and German lines saying "Candy? Does anyone want any candy?" I was saying it in English too, not French or German. Eventually everyone loved my candy so much that I got them to agree to a ceasefire and was carried off the field like Rudy at Notre Dame. Then I woke up.

 

[PanthersPens62]

#LetsGoBrandon:

 

[PanthersPens62]

f*** Justin Trudeau

Explain???

 

[John Price]

Explain???

he's a dumb canadian who gets by on "good looks" without any meaningful policy

also he wore blackface and wasn't punished in fact he won reelection

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

I had a dream that I was at the front in World War I. Both sides were firing mortar, bullets and poison gas at me constantly but I was all but invulnerable (with the exception that the phosgene gas gave me wet farts.)

What did I do? Walk back and forth, from one trench to the other...selling candy. Like, I had a huge backpack full of candy bars that didn't even exist at that time and I went back and forth between the French and German lines saying "Candy? Does anyone want any candy?" I was saying it in English too, not French or German. Eventually everyone loved my candy so much that I got them to agree to a ceasefire and was carried off the field like Rudy at Notre Dame. Then I woke up.

Translation:

You were at a Steelers/Bengals game.......were on the field acting like Jackson Mahomes, sucking up to players on both teams selling them candy. Players from both teams loved the candy. You woke up in a cold sweat because you realized how nice & friendly the Steelers players were.......most friendly being Big Ben!

 

[PanthersPens62]

he's a dumb canadian who gets by on "good looks" without any meaningful policy

also he wore blackface and wasn't punished in fact he won reelection

K

 

[John Price]

K

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Translation:

You were at a Steelers/Bengals game.......were on the field acting like Jackson Mahomes, sucking up to players on both teams selling them candy. Players from both teams loved the candy. You woke up in a cold sweat because you realized how nice & friendly the Steelers players were.......most friendly being Big Ben!

I bet many of the Steelers' players are nice actually, except for the WR's that always seem to get attention whore disease and Big Ben who...let's not go there.

WAIT! Jackson Mahomes must be the missing link here! He infected the Steelers after AB84 left and has cursed the WR's. Nothing else makes sense.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

OH GOD GET ADAM GASE OFF OF THIS THREAD NOW