Useless Thread MDCCCXVII : Who Wants to be a Millionaire Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

I have a strong urge to review my stock portfolio.

 

[Ben Griebe]

breaking kayfabe here to tell you yes and that I'm intentionally spelling it omnicron because it sounds cool

carry on

Oh I wasn’t sure because you anti vaxxers believe crazy things sometimes.

 

[John Price]

I have an appointment for later this week. I had to schedule it like a month ago, what a country.

 

[John Price]

 

[Ben Griebe]

what

i'm not anti vax

you got me confused with the catholics

Pope urges COVID inoculations, says vaccines are humanity's friends

 

[John Price]

Pope urges COVID inoculations, says vaccines are humanity's friends

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How else would you watch GoodFellas every year during Christmas if you didn't have HBO Max?

Buy it on blu-ray.

 

[Ben Griebe]

breaking kayfabe here to tell you yes and that I'm intentionally spelling it omnicron because it sounds cool

carry on

This mother f***er too ignorant to have the f***ing floor.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You’re f***ed up Karen…this is all in your mind…

@John Price

 

[John Price]

 

[Ben Griebe]

You’re f***ed up Karen…this is all in your mind…

@John Price

Will you stop it? I’m still gonna go out.

 

[Ben Griebe]

 

[Tarantula]

You know it’s “omicron”?

Pointed out to him previously.

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Andre the Giant apparently HATED the Iron Sheik for real, like a lot.

I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of a man capable of flipping over a car with people inside it.

 

[HisIceness]

If this woman has a husband then God bless him.

 

[Siamese Dream]

You know it’s “omicron”?

It's pronounced nucular

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That is the equivalent of Rick James "I never do things to do them"

“See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.”

This isn't some amazing gotcha quote as much as it is a guy explaining why he did something while under the influence and Chappelle's Show editorializing it to make it funnier.

He's saying he won't do stupid shit for no reason, but he thought that he had a good reason for ruining Eddie's couch, presumably because he was so f***ed up. Later in that same interview, he says he ruined Eddie's couch because he knew he could afford another one.

Now, is that sound logic? No, but we're also trying to apply logic to the thought process of someone who was most likely freebasing cocaine.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Sleepy

 

[PanthersPens62]

Funny how @John Price posts tons of pictures of Miami coaches/managers who are/have been failures. Odd how this fella has never made his appearance. IX knows the Dolphins have a bright future, thus the lack of photos of Flo. Yesireee......Flo & Mario have football fans in Miami feeling like King Sport will rule once again.

 

[John Price]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fnnews.com/ampNews/202112280905060893

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Have to fix my car today.

 

[John Price]

McKinsey