Useless Thread MDCCCXLII: TuAnon Awareness Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Hammettf2b]

how mad are you cinnamon won again

hate him so much

 

[John Price]

hate him so much

he's great

you see him lose to bivol

 

[TheGreenTBer]

i still think canelo alvarez looks like a construction worker from South Boston that goes to the gym when he's not crushing beers

 

[John Price]

Online interview test due in 2 hours

Wasting time watching Youtube videos

 

[TheGreenTBer]

@LarryFisherman my company wants me to move into a management role sooner rather than later

how do i tell them that i may or may not be kind of incompetent

 

[John Price]

won't be watching RAW tonight

@LarryFisherman my company wants me to move into a management role sooner rather than later

how do i tell them that i may or may not be kind of incompetent

does it pay more?

pursue the bag

 

[John Price]

these online coding challenges are so f***ing stupid, wish me luck boys

"try to sort this array"

yeah how?

the way they're worded is dumb too. "GIVEN ONE ARRAY OF CHARACTERS [A,B,C,D,D,D,D,E,F] AND ONE ARRAY OF NUMBERS [1,2,3,4,5] MANIPULATE THEM SO THAT NO DUPLICATES EXIST

how the f*** i supposed to do that

 

[TheGreenTBer]

won't be watching RAW tonight

does it pay more?

pursue the bag

yes it would, but it's more complicated than that

these online coding challenges are so f***ing stupid

"try to sort this array"

yeah how?

the way they're worded is dumb too. "GIVEN ONE ARRAY OF CHARACTERS [A,B,C,D,D,D,D,E,F] AND ONE ARRAY OF NUMBERS [1,2,3,4,5] MANIPULATE THEM SO THAT NO DUPLICATES EXIST

how the f*** i supposed to do that

dude...

np.unique(np.array([1,2,3,4,5])) or list(set([A,B,C,D,D,D,D,E,F])) right off the top of my head

 

[John Price]

yes it would, but it's more complicated than that

dude...

np.unique(np.array([1,2,3,4,5])) or list(set([A,B,C,D,D,D,D,E,F])) right off the top of my head

follow the money

okay taking online test

f*** me man i thought i'd be done with tests after school you know. f***ing grown ass man taking f***ing tests online for jobs, what has this world come to

 

[TheGreenTBer]

follow the money

there are things in my personal situation that make this not as easy as you'd think.

 

[John Price]

"Can you solve this logic puzzle"

no, why would i need to

would i even use it in the workplace

"Can you memorize the periodic table"

no i can't, it's already set up in the workplace

that's why math is so dumb

it's a f***ing job interview, not Who wants to be a Millionaire or JEopardy

leav eyour f***ing quiz shows elsewhere

Did I tell you about the company that wanted me to solve the puzzle about the water in 2 jugs being equal, but turns out they just took it from Die Hard 3

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The test isn't to see if you already know everything, it's more of a "let's make sure we aren't interviewing a mouth-breathing idiot" check.

Judging by your confusion, it seems to be working

 

[Oogie Boogie]

65 days!

 

[TheGreenTBer]

"Can you solve this logic puzzle"

no, why would i need to

would i even use it in the workplace

"Can you memorize the periodic table"

no i can't, it's already set up in the workplace

that's why math is so dumb

it's a f***ing job interview, not Who wants to be a Millionaire or JEopardy

leav eyour f***ing quiz shows elsewhere

What do you think they should be asking you on an interview?

Did I tell you about the company that wanted me to solve the puzzle about the water in 2 jugs being equal, but turns out they just took it from Die Hard 3

They are testing your ability to think and work under pressure.

I'm not defending that interview question because I kind of do think it's stupid.

 

[John Price]

Well that went as good as I had figured

First of all they had to enable the webcam

Second of all they triggered a screenshare so I hadto share my browser with so many tabs open including the UT lirl

Third of all the question didn't make sense. "We need you to figure out this issue. Johnny does 1 exercise a day. How many does he do for x days."

Input number of total exercises

insert number of exercises per day

"Write the function"

Well, in your example if he did 10 exercises for 1 day he would do 10 exercises would he not?

Example: He did 5 days of exercises.

NO HE DIDN'T

HE DID 10 DAYS.

At this point I just wrote some increment operator crap in the function and pressed finish. The test was 33 minutes long and it took me 3 minutes until I got flustered and rage quit

These exams are stupid and a waste of my precious time

Now back to taking naps, watching youtube videos, and prepping for the bar run later

 

[John Price]

these nerd jobs always want you to answer nerd shit with purposefully tilted and biased questions that are all written porrly

"Presume a number of elements of amount x"

SPEAK ENGLISH

NOBODY I KNOW TALKS LIKE THAT

INT HE WORKPLACE SOMEONE APPROACH ZAIDE AND GOES "PRESUME A NUMBER OF WIDGETS OF AMOUNT Y."

f***ing biased ass tilted f***ing stupid exams, and it's not just the job exams too, all the school exams for engineering are written like that. speak english.

"LET THERE BE A AMOUNT OF WIDGETS OF VARIETY X"

NO, IT'S "THERE ARE 3 f***ING WIDGETS HERE, TAKE ONE AWAY HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE"

f***ING SPEAK COMMON ENGLISH NOT YOUR FANCY ASS SHIT

f***ing jagoff

 

[Oogie Boogie]

For...VIRGINIA!!

 

[John Price]

I'm seriously not in the mood for this shit. These exams are so f***ing stupid and pointless. And people like @LarryFisherman are going to defend them because they weed out idiots.

I left school and engineering in particular to AVOID those kind of tests

And I'm not even sure how you even prepare for them. You need like to unlock a whole different tier of crit thinking to do that shit. f*** that.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

these nerd jobs always want you to answer nerd shit with purposefully tilted and biased questions that are all written porrly

"Presume a number of elements of amount x"

SPEAK ENGLISH

NOBODY I KNOW TALKS LIKE THAT

INT HE WORKPLACE SOMEONE APPROACH ZAIDE AND GOES "PRESUME A NUMBER OF WIDGETS OF AMOUNT Y."

f***ing biased ass tilted f***ing stupid exams, and it's not just the job exams too, all the school exams for engineering are written like that. speak english.

"LET THERE BE A AMOUNT OF WIDGETS OF VARIETY X"

NO, IT'S "THERE ARE 3 f***ING WIDGETS HERE, TAKE ONE AWAY HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE"

f***ING SPEAK COMMON ENGLISH NOT YOUR FANCY ASS SHIT

f***ing jagoff

 

[John Price]

Coding exams are the worst waste of time ever. And I read what you said. "How else is companies supposed to assess talent." I don't know, how about talking to people. But no, pose a hypothetical online and not only that, go through numerous hoops to verify identity. "IS THIS YOU? PUT YOUR FACE IN THE CAMERA. SHOW ME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE'

i'm taking a test here, not driving a vehicle

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Working hard

 

[John Price]

The test isn't to see if you already know everything, it's more of a "let's make sure we aren't interviewing a mouth-breathing idiot" check.

Judging by your confusion, it seems to be working

I don't think you've seen a hackerrank or leetcode question

those are f***ing hard shits