Useless Thread MDCCCXLII: TuAnon Awareness Thread

[Fixed to Ruin]

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@Fixed to Ruin
@hangman005
@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Those are literally explained in the first paragraph.

In an array, A, of size N....

That is a VERY SIMPLE program for anyone with experience in Java development.

why is the limit 10^3 though

the limit like Lindsay Lohan says should not exist!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

why is the limit 10^3 though

the limit like Lindsay Lohan says should not exist!

They're saying the array has between 1 and 1000 elements.

You're getting caught up on the details, when the question itself is not that hard.

 

[John Price]

i'm heading to the bar later because I don't give a f*** anymore i'm going to lie down right now and watch TV

i'm a f***ing lazy ass

They're saying the array is between 1 and 1000.

i'm going to try to iterage the array from the last index to the 0 element

i mean i have plenty of programming school training

but that won't do shit in terms of problem solving. it's so dumb. can't get worked up about it now, need to lie down and rest

 

[John Price]

1 + 2 = 3

2 + 2 = 4

3 + 2 = 5

4 + 2 = 1

"READ THE QUESTION IT DOESN'T SAY THAT"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Wait, I misread that.

The array has between 1 and 10000 elements, with each element ranging from 1 to 1000.

It's such an easy question

 

[John Price]

It's too early to be using my brain right now f*** this

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

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1 + 2 = 3

2 + 2 = 4

3 + 2 = 5

4 + 2 = 1

"READ THE QUESTION IT DOESN'T SAY THAT"

Why are you adding shit together, the question wants you to shift an array

 

[John Price]

Why are you adding shit together, the question wants you to shift an array

arr' is derived from my understanding by adding 2 rotations

how the f*** do you get from 4 to 1 lmao

such a dumb question that doesnt' explain the logic, or hides the logic behind geekspeak

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

arr' is derived from my understanding by adding 2 rotations

how the f*** do you get from 4 to 1 lmao

such a dumb question that doesnt' explain the logic, or hides the logic behind geekspeak

arr' is the array after doing the rotations.

You aren't adding anything, lirl.

You read the array length, then read the number of rotations, then you use the number of rotations to figure out where to start reading the array.

 

[John Price]

Word problems are the worst ever. How are you supposed to solve something like that. I hate that shit. They don't explain ANYTHING to you straight forward.

"rotate an array"

how the f*** am I supposed to do that

explain

are you talking about spinning it 90 degrees or 180 degrees? The f*** you talking about. I hate this shit. HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT

arr' is the array after doing the rotations.

You aren't adding anything, lirl

Ah yes and this "rotation" how does one do it

"Shifts one unit to the left"

BECAUSE 5 IS TOTALLY 2 UNITS TO THE LEFT OF 3



I mean I can't rant about this anymore I'm serious I'm going to blow up here I'm too mad. They f***ing trick you. It's all a f***ing conspiracy to keep the man down. Fight back.

 

[PanthersPens62]

here, this will calm you down, Mr. Price:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This is all a gimmick to get me to waste time explaining this to you, right?

 

[John Price]

here, this will calm you down, Mr. Price:

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I don't know who that f***ing is

I can't do this anymore my brain is too damaged

f*** it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

[1,2,3,4,5]
Shift left, meaning you take the first element and move it to the end.
[2,3,4,5,1]
Another shift left
[3,4,5,1,2]

 

[LarryFisherman]

@LarryFisherman my company wants me to move into a management role sooner rather than later

how do i tell them that i may or may not be kind of incompetent

I told my company I'd take on a "leadership role" but prefer the day-to-day working in the technical space.

Do you want to move into management now?

I would say if so, worry not about competence. Most managers I've ever dealt with are wholly incompetent to their relative position. Take that shit and lead with compassion, empathy, and good intentions and dominate that scene. We're all trying to figure this stuff out as we go along and frankly what I've learned from my current manager is that leading with empathy and understanding makes everyone work better. Like, I'm not afraid to make mistakes. I don't feel like I have to look over my shoulder all the time. We're allowed to fail and come back with better. That kind of "freedom" is what makes a good manager IMO. Just be a normal person my man.

 

[John Price]

wait are you talking about the array elements

f***

 

[PanthersPens62]

I don't know who that f***ing is

I can't do this anymore my brain is too damaged

f*** it

Oh boy......you need to step away & relax & forget about this for a bit. You don't even recognize #TeamHope

 

[John Price]

Oh boy......you need to step away & relax & forget about this for a bit. You don't even recognize #TeamHope

i don't watch that crap

Speaking of I was watching Days the other day and they really shortened the f***ing intro

It used to be 30 or so seconds long lol




Look they f***ing shortened it

 

[PanthersPens62]

i don't watch that crap

Speaking of I was watching Days the other day and they really shortened the f***ing intro

It used to be 30 or so seconds long lol




Look they f***ing shortened it

Ok, mea culpa. Seriously, though, you need to calm down & relax. I know its frustrating but getting this worked up is not good for you either.

 

[LarryFisherman]

these nerd jobs always want you to answer nerd shit with purposefully tilted and biased questions that are all written porrly

"Presume a number of elements of amount x"

SPEAK ENGLISH

NOBODY I KNOW TALKS LIKE THAT

INT HE WORKPLACE SOMEONE APPROACH ZAIDE AND GOES "PRESUME A NUMBER OF WIDGETS OF AMOUNT Y."

f***ing biased ass tilted f***ing stupid exams, and it's not just the job exams too, all the school exams for engineering are written like that. speak english.

"LET THERE BE A AMOUNT OF WIDGETS OF VARIETY X"

NO, IT'S "THERE ARE 3 f***ING WIDGETS HERE, TAKE ONE AWAY HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE"

f***ING SPEAK COMMON ENGLISH NOT YOUR FANCY ASS SHIT

f***ing jagoff

People talk like this all the time in engineering.

For instance, we recently built a "transfer planner" that would calculate, based on the amount of data you own and the platform it lives on, how long it will take to migrate from X to Y.

There's lots of functions in our simulator and now our "intelligent" scanner and subsequent models that require extrapolations like that. And to build them we almost always start with some assumption.

The reason you don't hear people talk like that is because you sit at home watching sportscenter and kpop all day. You definitely won't get it that way.

 

[John Price]

I'm not angry anymore



Man that takes me back

I have limited experience with B&B but that theme does trigger a few flashbacks

jazz solooooo

 

[PanthersPens62]

i don't watch that crap

Speaking of I was watching Days the other day and they really shortened the f***ing intro

It used to be 30 or so seconds long lol




Look they f***ing shortened it

Oh so you watch this crap then

 

[John Price]

no more rants for today boys

heading to my bedroom