Useless Thread MDCCCXCVI: Carter VerSwaggy Appreciation Thread

[PanthersPens62]

Nope. I had no idea until you were the one who told me this wonderful news just now.

And “Mearsy” to the Blow Jackets seems…fitting, no? Dude’s on-air delivery was as exciting as watching paint dry.

Steigy is a derp, but if it meant more hilariously offensive Hobey Baker-esque blunders, then f*** it…bring him back dirt cheap!!

If only ze Pens roster didn’t suck/wasn’t still so vanilla…

This bolded quote is so weird considering he supposedly idolized the iconic Mike Lange. But yeah, the few times I actually watched him I was not all that impressed.

Got a kick out of the reactions to the fan who suggested the Pens replace Sully with Q !

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1808155069528875502

 

[John Price]

your boy needs to hit up high limit

 

[End of Line]

Weds bikinis and boat
Then watch some fireworks

I’ll probably go out and let freedom ring tmrw to get more rounds through the barrel

https://x.com/i/web/status/1808155069528875502

They always had this lol. This isn’t groundbreaking lol

 

[PanthersPens62]

Coco just steamrolled past another very worthy opponent 6-1 6-1 !

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

You just noticed TODAY my post about the game 7 crowd??? Awfully quiet about Coco too. Meanwhile:

 

[End of Line]

And on this day the tide of the war had been turned.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Pics or it didn’t happen

I ate it already.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I can fake it 날아올라
일곱 빛으로 가득 물들여

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

This bolded quote is so weird considering he supposedly idolized the iconic Mike Lange. But yeah, the few times I actually watched him I was not all that impressed.

Got a kick out of the reactions to the fan who suggested the Pens replace Sully with Q !

If we end/ended up with Q, or Bowman, or that other MacIsaac schmuck I’d be 100% done with the NHL and the Pens. No joke.

All 3 of those POS jackasses need to step in front of a moving bus.

 

[PanthersPens62]

""I didn’t listen to my staff … and then I almost fell asleep onstage" Way to earn that nickname, bud !

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

""I didn’t listen to my staff … and then I almost fell asleep onstage" Way to earn that nickname, bud !

Sleepy Joe??

Edit: yep

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Behold ze audiobook!!!

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Sleepy Joe??

Edit: yep

I was pondering moving to Canada if things go bad in Nov.........then I read about the POS that might win your election.

Is that his very own ESA Br'er Rabbit??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

“There’s a place you can go where there’s no more performing

No winners, or losers, just lots and lots of snoring..”



Im f***ing dead…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I was pondering moving to Canada if things go bad in Nov.........then I read about the POS that might win your election.


Is that his very own ESA Br'er Rabbit??

A. Yeah life here in Canada is f***ed. I’d seriously consider moving if I had money/options…

B. I think it’s a little ESA donkey…err…jackass actually.