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John Price said:
COVID trend reaches "high" levels across western U.S. COVID trend reaches "high" level across western U.S. in latest CDC data
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Once upon a time in the bustling digital hub known as HFBoards, there existed a peculiar corner called the Lounge. It was a place where hockey enthusiasts would gather to unwind, talk about life beyond the rink, and occasionally delve into completely unrelated and random topics. Among the many threads that blossomed in the Lounge, one stood out for its sheer lack of direction and purpose: the Useless Thread.


This thread was a sanctuary for those moments when users needed a break from the seriousness of life and just wanted to engage in some lighthearted banter. It was filled with everything from quirky jokes to nonsensical ramblings, and it welcomed all with open arms. And at the heart of it all was a user known to all as ixcuincle.


Ixcuincle was a veteran of the boards, renowned for his quick wit, humorous commentary, and an uncanny ability to breathe life into the most mundane of topics. On this particular day, the Useless Thread was buzzing with activity as usual. People were sharing funny gifs, debating the merits of pineapple on pizza, and recounting their most bizarre dreams.


Ixcuincle, ever the maestro of mirth, decided it was time to elevate the thread's uselessness to new heights. He began by posting a simple question: "If you could be any inanimate object for a day, what would you be and why?"


This seemingly trivial query sparked an avalanche of responses. One user wanted to be a refrigerator to eavesdrop on kitchen conversations, another aspired to be a traffic cone to witness the chaos of city life up close, and yet another dreamed of being a park bench, quietly observing the world pass by.


Encouraged by the creative answers, ixcuincle decided to up the ante. He announced a spontaneous contest: the most absurd and useless response would win the coveted title of "Grandmaster of Uselessness." The prize? Eternal glory in the annals of the Useless Thread and, of course, bragging rights.


The competition was fierce. One user suggested becoming a single sock, always lost and causing frustration. Another envisioned life as a paperclip, forever entangled with its brethren. But it was ixcuincle's own entry that ultimately stole the show. He proposed being a doorstop, proudly proclaiming that it was the epitome of uselessness because it spent most of its existence preventing doors from fulfilling their purpose.


The thread erupted in laughter and applause. Ixcuincle was declared the Grandmaster of Uselessness, and his title was immortalized in the thread's lore. The Useless Thread continued to thrive, a testament to the joy that could be found in the most frivolous of conversations.


And so, in the digital realm of HFBoards, ixcuincle reigned supreme as the champion of uselessness, reminding everyone that sometimes, the best way to connect with others is through a shared laugh over something completely pointless.
 
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SoupNazi said:
Once upon a time in the bustling digital hub known as HFBoards, there existed a peculiar corner called the Lounge. It was a place where hockey enthusiasts would gather to unwind, talk about life beyond the rink, and occasionally delve into completely unrelated and random topics. Among the many threads that blossomed in the Lounge, one stood out for its sheer lack of direction and purpose: the Useless Thread.


This thread was a sanctuary for those moments when users needed a break from the seriousness of life and just wanted to engage in some lighthearted banter. It was filled with everything from quirky jokes to nonsensical ramblings, and it welcomed all with open arms. And at the heart of it all was a user known to all as ixcuincle.


Ixcuincle was a veteran of the boards, renowned for his quick wit, humorous commentary, and an uncanny ability to breathe life into the most mundane of topics. On this particular day, the Useless Thread was buzzing with activity as usual. People were sharing funny gifs, debating the merits of pineapple on pizza, and recounting their most bizarre dreams.


Ixcuincle, ever the maestro of mirth, decided it was time to elevate the thread's uselessness to new heights. He began by posting a simple question: "If you could be any inanimate object for a day, what would you be and why?"


This seemingly trivial query sparked an avalanche of responses. One user wanted to be a refrigerator to eavesdrop on kitchen conversations, another aspired to be a traffic cone to witness the chaos of city life up close, and yet another dreamed of being a park bench, quietly observing the world pass by.


Encouraged by the creative answers, ixcuincle decided to up the ante. He announced a spontaneous contest: the most absurd and useless response would win the coveted title of "Grandmaster of Uselessness." The prize? Eternal glory in the annals of the Useless Thread and, of course, bragging rights.


The competition was fierce. One user suggested becoming a single sock, always lost and causing frustration. Another envisioned life as a paperclip, forever entangled with its brethren. But it was ixcuincle's own entry that ultimately stole the show. He proposed being a doorstop, proudly proclaiming that it was the epitome of uselessness because it spent most of its existence preventing doors from fulfilling their purpose.


The thread erupted in laughter and applause. Ixcuincle was declared the Grandmaster of Uselessness, and his title was immortalized in the thread's lore. The Useless Thread continued to thrive, a testament to the joy that could be found in the most frivolous of conversations.


And so, in the digital realm of HFBoards, ixcuincle reigned supreme as the champion of uselessness, reminding everyone that sometimes, the best way to connect with others is through a shared laugh over something completely pointless.
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Your Guardians won me some money! Nearly 5 dollars!

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PanthersPens62 said:
Hood Morning my meat loving friend ! 🥩 :) Have you heard the bad news? "Mearsy" is leaving Ze Pens to be the Blue Jackets TV PBP dude. :m-frown: Time to bring Steigy back! :laugh:
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Nope. I had no idea until you were the one who told me this wonderful news just now. :) ❤️

And “Mearsy” to the Blow Jackets seems…fitting, no? Dude’s on-air delivery was as exciting as watching paint dry. :eyeroll:

Steigy is a derp, but if it meant more hilariously offensive Hobey Baker-esque blunders, then f*** it…bring him back dirt cheap!! :sarcasm: :D

If only ze Pens roster didn’t suck/wasn’t still so vanilla… :(
 
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