Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIV: Coach Prime Appreciation Thread

[Kairi Zaide]

she's cute

 

[John Price]

Sleep

 

[John Price]

it ain't human...it dies

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Damn…. poor @PanthersPens62

Ze Florida Fishies were gutted 16-1 by the Brewers

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Should we rename them Ze LNG Florida Fishies or Ze LNG Meth Fishies??

@PanthersPens62

#GottaSwimUpstream
#SillyFish
#MakeASplash

 

[John Price]

Marlins suffer blowout loss amid playoff push

MIAMI -- Marlins fans have waited 20 years for a chance to visit the ballpark with postseason baseball on the line. That’s why you couldn’t blame them for their reaction to Miami’s showing in the Marlins’ 16-1 loss to the playoff-bound Brewers on Friday night at loanDepot park. The boos

www.mlb.com

 

[PanthersPens62]

Should we rename them Ze LNG Florida Fishies or Ze LNG Meth Fishies??

@PanthersPens62

#GottaSwimUpstream
#SillyFish
#MakeASplash

I vote Ze LNG Meth Fishies

 

[PanthersPens62]

Marlins suffer blowout loss amid playoff push

MIAMI -- Marlins fans have waited 20 years for a chance to visit the ballpark with postseason baseball on the line. That’s why you couldn’t blame them for their reaction to Miami’s showing in the Marlins’ 16-1 loss to the playoff-bound Brewers on Friday night at loanDepot park. The boos

www.mlb.com

And you can blame that cheap POS Sherman for not making sure the roster had enough pitching down the stretch.

When the 2023 hurricane season ends with DC having more tropical storms than Miami!

#DontTouchGrassInATropicalStorm

 

[John Price]

not watching gameday

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Miami University is in Ohio.

The University of Miami is the one in Florida.

 

[PanthersPens62]

What is this even????????? "Miami University" is located in Ohio so yeah I can see them banning Playmaker & Sapp from attending games there.

The more you so proudly declare you are not watching Gameday, the more I think you are protesting the changing of the opening theme.

 

[John Price]

What is this even????????? "Miami University" is located in Ohio so yeah I can see them banning Playmaker & Sapp from attending games there.

The more you so proudly declare you are not watching Gameday, the more I think you are protesting the changing of the opening theme.

I'm literally not at home how would you expect me to watch

 

[PanthersPens62]

I'm literally not at home how would you expect me to watch

I thought you said you are staying home today because of the expected bad weather. I guess whatever bobblehead & possible free food they are giving away supersedes getting soaking wet.

Can't you watch Gameday on your phone via the app??

 

[John Price]

I thought you said you are staying home today because of the expected bad weather. I guess whatever bobblehead & possible free food they are giving away supersedes getting soaking wet.

Can't you watch Gameday on your phone via the app??

lol at you assuming I have that much data to watch TV out in the field

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine going out in shitty weather and potentially getting pneumonia or some shit just for another stupid bobblehead and free food…

#Obsessed

@PanthersPens62

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just took an Olympic-sized shit…good grief!!!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Imagine going out in shitty weather and potentially getting pneumonia or some shit just for another stupid bobblehead and free food…

#Obsessed

@PanthersPens62

Even worse, it's for a meaningless Crapitals practice session. I can only imagine what they are giving away that enticed Mr. Price to touch grass in the middle of a tropical storm.

 

[Ben Grimm]

Is that the real John Price?​

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol at you assuming I have that much data to watch TV out in the field

Imagine not having an unlimited data plan.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Even worse, it's for a meaningless Crapitals practice session. I can only imagine what they are giving away that enticed Mr. Price to touch grass in the middle of a tropical storm.

It’s probably a Tom Wilson bobblehead with poseable elbows or something.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine not having an unlimited data plan.

B…b…b….but..he has “uNlImItEd FuNdZ” remember??

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"From the edge of space to the palm of your hand."

...does Apple think titanium comes from space?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Phillip Ritz (@philritz) on Threads

Are extremists blocking traffic in your town with activist protests? They seem to be coordinating actions every weekday.

www.threads.net

damn activists !!