Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIV: Coach Prime Appreciation Thread

[Kairi Zaide]

load up on tandoori chicken and curry

biryani is good but don't have too much, too many carbs

 

[John Price]

I didn't tell him to avoid carbs because of health, it was because they'd fill him up more

carbs are good for you

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

labatt blue boy

Labatt Blue isn’t good but it’s not horrible either.

And considering you have the alcohol tolerance of an 14 year old girl….I’d keep my trap shut if I were you.

 

[John Price]

Labatt Blue isn’t good but it’s not horrible either.

And considering you have the alcohol tolerance of an 14 year old girl….I’d keep my trap shut if I were you.

funny coming from crown royal over here

 

[John Price]

via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app

 

[John Price]

I don't see any cheap imitation vegan substitutes !

 

[John Price]

you still watch wwe even though Mandy rose left



WTF SHE HAS AN OF?????

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[John Price]

well boys it looks like it's vpn time

 

[TheGreenTBer]

IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES

7 plates and I could have made it to 8 but I started getting the feeling I should tap out

And no, I don't mean those wussy small plates

biryani is good but don't have too much, too many carbs

Oh I know my way around buffets.

The Green Teabagger's Guide To Buffets:
1) Don't eat beforehand. Drink plenty of water earlier in the day to hydrate but empty the bladder before proceeding into the establishment.
2) Pace yourself.
3) Stay the f*** away from rice, bread or cheap carbs of any kind; that's where they make their money and that's where you as Ivan Drago of the Stomach Brigade need to break them. Carbs are usually decoys at buffets, period.
4) Go straight for the most expensive non-dessert related shit you can find. I'm talking seafood and meat here, the pricier the better. EDIT: fruits and veggies are acceptable if they are expensive.
5) If you have to have dessert, only do it at the end when you are 99% sure you are about to die already. Never, ever, ever eat dessert first.
6) Drink a lot after you're done (once your stomach appears to have room to fit water) but don't drink a ton during the buffet because that's extra room in your body you could fill with something expensive

 

[John Price]

"Cheap VPN."

24 month minimal commitment

yeah okay. it's 52 dollars for 24 months. f*** that.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

"Cheap VPN."

24 month minimal commitment

yeah okay. it's 52 dollars for 24 months. f*** that.

Dude you probably spent more than that on your night out just on drinks.

 

[John Price]

7 plates and I could have made it to 8 but I started getting the feeling I should tap out

And no, I don't mean those wussy small plates

Oh I know my way around buffets.

The Green Teabagger's Guide To Buffets:
1) Don't eat beforehand. Drink plenty of water earlier in the day to hydrate but empty the bladder before proceeding into the establishment.
2) Pace yourself.
3) Stay the f*** away from rice, bread or cheap carbs of any kind; that's where they make their money and that's where you as Ivan Drago of the Stomach Brigade need to break them. Carbs are usually decoys at buffets, period.
4) Go straight for the most expensive non-dessert related shit you can find. I'm talking seafood and meat here, the pricier the better. EDIT: fruits and veggies are acceptable if they are expensive.
5) If you have to have dessert, only do it at the end when you are 99% sure you are about to die already. Never, ever, ever eat dessert first.
6) Drink a lot after you're done (once your stomach appears to have room to fit water) but don't drink a ton during the buffet because that's extra room in your body you could fill with something expensive

 

[John Price]

caps games not allowing clear bags again this year, lame

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

funny coming from crown royal over here

Nothing wrong with regular Crown.

Maybe one day you’ll be able to take a shot or two of it without getting “dRuNk aND fAlLiNg aSlEeP”

Y’know…like a grownup.

"Cheap VPN."

24 month minimal commitment

yeah okay. it's 52 dollars for 24 months. f*** that.

“I am very rich” - you the other day

 

[John Price]

Nothing wrong with regular Crown.

Maybe one day you’ll be able to take a shot or two of it without getting “dRuNk aND fAlLiNg aSlEeP”

Y’know…like a grownup.



“I am very rich” - you the other day

go play your emulator cheapie

PIRATE

did you ever beat donkey kong country

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

go play your emulator cheapie

PIRATE

did you ever beat donkey kong country

How can I be “pirating” when I’m using my original 2002 GTA Vice City disk copy, moron.

And yes I beat DKC ages ago.

 

[John Price]

How can I be “pirating” when I’m using my original 2002 GTA Vice City disk copy, moron.

And yes I beat DKC ages ago.

don't you have a ps2

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

don't you have a ps2

I had one years ago.

I sold it but kept a few games (mostly the GTA trilogy) due to the original PS3’s backwards compatibility.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 Milwaukee scored 12 runs in the 2nd.

 

[John Price]

avs

 

[Kairi Zaide]

stop