Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIV: Coach Prime Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

worst vc missions

the construction site one
the one where you had to ride the bike through all those rooftops
the one where you drop all those flyers

basically any ice cream mission where you have to give out drugs to 50 people but the cops stop you after 10 and you can't get away because the second they latch onto your car you're arrested

No driving away with a cop latching onto your car, and then letting go, like in GTA SA / IV / V

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Well the mom is just enabling the entitled behavior.

Giving the teacher shit for wanting to speak Spanish in a Spanish class, f*** off

Exactly.

Dumb, coddled, REDACTEDS just spawn more coddled REDACTEDS.

And yet this is the generation that’ll be taking care of us one day…

 

[John Price]

the rooftop cycle mission was particularly irritating because if you missed a jump, completely possible with the way the bike handles, you had to start all over

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f*** that mission.

Even on the remaster you had to fly through that construction site with the bombs, can't control the f***ing drone

Yes you can.

Just gently tap R2 or L2 to turn, Square to descend, X to accelerate, etc.

I finished the 2nd time with like 3 full minutes to go.

You just suck at gaming as usual…

 

[John Price]

Yes you can.

Just gently tap R2 or L2 to turn, Square to descend, X to accelerate, etc.

I finished the 2nd time with like 3 full minutes to go.

You just suck at gaming as usual…

that mission was widely regarded as one of the worst ones in the game

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The rooftop cycling mission is for the porno guy that was voiced by Dennis Hopper eh??

I think I only bought that property once.

 

[John Price]

remember when you told me to buy the club and I never did

took forever just to buy enough properties for the finale, i ain't buying the malibu club

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Candy Suxx

Lol

 

[Kairi Zaide]

#2

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jerry Seinfeld : Okay, from now on I want you to call me "Jerry the Great".

Elaine Benes : I'm not calling you "Jerry the Great".

Jerry Seinfeld : Why not? You call him Maestro.

Elaine Benes : He is a Maestro.

Jerry Seinfeld : Well, I'm great.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Well the mom is just enabling the entitled behavior.

Giving the teacher shit for wanting to speak Spanish in a Spanish class, f*** off

If you spoke English in my Spanish class in college you were ignored at best and reprimanded otherwise.

Too bad I forgot most of it. At one point I could read Spanish fluently. Never could speak it well though.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

remember when you told me to buy the club and I never did

took forever just to buy enough properties for the finale, i ain't buying the malibu club

Once you have all those other properties… the Malibu is easy as pie to afford given all money that those other places will generate.

Plus without the Malibu you don’t get to do the bank robbery.

 

[John Price]

but i don't give a f*** about the bank robbery

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Al Michaels has never eaten a vegetable look it up

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

but i don't give a f*** about the bank robbery

It’s one of the best missions in the PS2 GTA universe but…ok…you do you Sunshine!!

 

[John Price]

lol mercedes

GTA VC: commit bank robbery, drive away in a taxi, respray and go home
GTA IV: THE COPS SAW YOU GO INTO THE SPRAY AND PAY

 

[Ben Grimm]

idk how people work in the office. When I gotta poop it's thirty seconds to Mars meaning I have 30 seconds to get to a toilet and even if its six times a day I always shower afterwards so I can get the johnpricey stuff off my buttocks. @PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Any fun, happy, Friday plans???

@PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[Neil Racki]

Im convinced the Kelce brothers hired a PR firm to market them ... like mahomes wife does.

All these planted news articles on yahoo homepage about how "kylie jenner breaks internet with one piece" or "must see - brittani mahomes wears matching outfit with baby" .. are just PR ads.

Now Kelce bros have the same BS "articles" about them going to disney world or some shit. Thats not news. Thats a PR plug.

Football player wife has a PR agent?

kelce bros have PR agents?

feminine shit

 

[Dr Pepper]

Im convinced the Kelce brothers hired a PR firm to market them ... like mahomes wife does.

All these planted news articles on yahoo homepage about how "kylie jenner breaks internet with one piece" or "must see - brittani mahomes wears matching outfit with baby" .. are just PR ads.

Now Kelce bros have the same BS "articles" about them going to disney world or some shit. Thats not news. Thats a PR plug.

Football player wife has a PR agent?

kelce bros have PR agents?

feminine shit

Strange, I'm not seeing these Kelce articles. Heard a few snippets over the radio of the whole Kelce/Swift "rumour" but that's all.

Even then, I'd much rather read up on the Kelces than hear another cringe story about Mahomes' douchebag brother.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

To be fair, if I were Travis Kelce, I would probably want everyone to know that I'm smashing Taylor Swift.