Useless Thread MDCCCLXVIII: NFL Pre-pre-season Discussion Thread

[Ben Grimm]

My wife just made a weird fart that sounded like a word and she agreed with me!

 

[John Price]

i don't think korea is going to win today

 

[Ben Grimm]

I love "The Mandela Effect". It's when more than one person remembers something false. Some examples of these falsehoods are Nelson Mandela dying in prison during the 80s, Jif peanut butter being called Jiffy in the past, and the Bugs Bunny cartoons being spelled Looney "Toons" instead of the correct spelling which is "Tunes". Maybe "The Twilight Zone" is real. @PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

i don't think korea is going to win today

They didn't. And neither did "Happy" Corbin.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

SOCIAL MEDIA MEGASTAR LOGAN PAUL RETURNS TO ACCEPT AN INVITATION FROM THE TANTALIZING RICOCHET

I turned on Raw last night and they did a 5 minute recap of Roman's shit on Smack Down.

If I wanted to watch SD, I would watch it, not Raw.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Uso A challenged Roman to the title and Roman literally said "Did you clear this with the elders".

What the shit, the elders? This storyline sucks.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

In storyline, why should I care about one of Roman's lackeys challenging him? He's his lackey, he's beneath him.

Can we put over someone like, oh let's just say, Cody at Mania?

No, the heel faction must feud with each other, because that's totally going to get whichever Uso over.

Just have a babyface beat the heel faction, they get over big, and then the heel faction starts in-fighting. This is not complicated.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"For Roman Reigns vs. Jey Uso, the Elders in question are Afa and Sika. The pair made up the infamous WWE tag team, The Wild Samoans."

A forgettable tag team from the 80s, mostly remembered for their somewhat racist hard-headed savage gimmick.

Yeah, that's stupid.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Opening Twitter:

 

[PanthersPens62]

Bibi

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

They keep playing the Le sserafim pizza ad on Korean tv

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[LarryFisherman]

I think it's time to retire from UT if @John Price refuses to jack off during normal working hours

It's just a bunch of random average girls non-stop these days. Nobody cares brah.

 

[John Price]

I think it's time to retire from UT if @John Price refuses to jack off during normal working hours

It's just a bunch of random average girls non-stop these days. Nobody cares brah.

are you implying stacy keibler is average

what is wrong with you

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

Icon of the Seas - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Icon of the Seas is a cruise ship built for Royal Caribbean International and will be the lead ship of the Icon class. She is scheduled to enter service in early 2024 out of PortMiami in the US.[3] At 250,800 gross tonnage (GT), Icon of the Seas is the largest cruise ship in the world.[1][2]

 

[John Price]

The cruise line was founded in 1966 by Norwegian Knut Kloster and Israeli Ted Arison, with the 8,666-ton, 140 m long cruise ship/car ferry, Sunward,[4] which in 1966 operated as a car ferry between Southampton UK and Gibraltar, for that one short season only. The Sunward was first managed under the Arison Shipping Company, and marketed as Ensign Cruises.[5] Arison soon left to form Carnival Cruise Lines, while Kloster acquired additional ships for Caribbean service, with the line renamed and marketed as Norwegian Caribbean Line.

 

[John Price]

Arison attended the University of Miami School of Business at the University of Miami but dropped out to become a sales representative for Carnival Corporation.[2]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Important information about your retirement plan is now available. Please review this information.

Retirement from what??? Caring for plushies?

 

[PanthersPens62]

Icon of the Seas - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Icon of the Seas is a cruise ship built for Royal Caribbean International and will be the lead ship of the Icon class. She is scheduled to enter service in early 2024 out of PortMiami in the US.[3] At 250,800 gross tonnage (GT), Icon of the Seas is the largest cruise ship in the world.[1][2]

You never addressed Oogie's concerns about you posting things like this multiple times. So again, why are you repeating some posts more than once?

 

[John Price]

You never addressed Oogie's concerns about you posting things like this multiple times. So again, why are you repeating some posts more than once?

Important information in case yinz forgot

 

[PanthersPens62]

Important information in case yinz forgot

There is absolutely NOTHING important about The Icon of the Seas.......well other than you again trying to promote "the competition".