Useless Thread MDCCCLXVIII: NFL Pre-pre-season Discussion Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He’s just a rich asshole with more $$ than brains honestly.

Plus what kinda last name is “Hample” anyways??

Sounds like an automatic-douchebag last name to begin with.

Plus isn’t he banned from a few MLB parks for both being a REDACTED and his various ball-grabbing shenanigans??

 

[John Price]

f*** hample

 

[John Price]

He’s just a rich asshole with more $$ than brains honestly.

Plus what kinda last name is “Hample” anyways??

Sounds like an automatic-douchebag last name to begin with.

Plus isn’t he banned from a few MLB parks for both being a REDACTED and his various ball-grabbing shenanigans??

his whole life is going around getting home runs

sad

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

his whole life is going around getting home runs

sad

Your whole life is shitposting and buying plushies.

Ironic.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f*** hample

Hoarding is not a competition.

No need to be jelly.

 

[John Price]

f*** hample

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

When you look this obnoxiously douchebag-esque, (on purpose for a pic or not).....you deserve to get beaned in the head with a stray ball.

Maybe next time one of those 100MPH+ homer balls can peg this dumb schmuck right between the eyes, amirite?

 

[John Price]

When you look this obnoxiously douchebag-esque, (on purpose for a pic or not).....you deserve to get beaned in the head with a stray ball.

Maybe next time one of those 100MPH+ homer balls can peg this dumb schmuck right between the eyes, amirite?

He fell down trying to get a home run once it was so embarassing

That nerd has like spray charts and analytics telling him where balls are most likely to land, so he just goes to the statistically most likely place and then muscles over any kids and other people trying to get the ball. If you don't believe me watch. The Rockies banned him and told him to go back to his seat because he kept going from section to section running around the aisles trying to get a ball what a bitch