Useless Thread MDCCCLXVII: Battlebit Remastered Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Don't get why he's running an influencer show and not a cooking show

He's looking for a business partner not a chef

 

[LarryFisherman]

@John Price should I use Longhorn or rook-ceph for on-prem block storage

i need your expert advice

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

We don't even have off-site storage.

I mean, I could bring some backups home just in case, but I don't give a shit.

Management never thinks ahead, so why should I put in extra effort to cover their asses

 

[John Price]

@John Price should I use Longhorn or rook-ceph for on-prem block storage

i need your expert advice

what is this

 

[John Price]

get on Battlebit.
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[Oogie Boogie]

get on Battlebit.
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We are working

 

[TheGreenTBer]

We don't even have off-site storage.

I mean, I could bring some backups home just in case, but I don't give a shit.

Management never thinks ahead, so why should I put in extra effort to cover their asses

L M A O

 

[John Price]

Nothing to do without baseball

can't bet on anything

gonna play more gta

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He's looking for a business partner not a chef

Don't they say the same thing on Masterchef? The winner basically becomes a franchisee.

Gordon owns the stake in how many restaurants? You becoming a business partner with him is just becoming one of his many subordinates.

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie when you go to japan go to one of those hole in the wall shops the locals eat at

Don't they say the same thing on Masterchef? The winner basically becomes a franchisee

in MC the winner gets like 250k and the trophy

i think they get mentorship too but i'm not sure

f*** YOU MASTERCHEF WAS TODAY I FORGOT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** YOU MASTERCHEF WAS TODAY I FORGOT

who cares, new masterchef isn't the same

 

[John Price]

who cares, new masterchef isn't the same

meh it's still entertaining

 

[LarryFisherman]

what is this

I don't know how to persist volumes when deploying kubernetes on-prem.

In Azure or AWS clusters, you could just leverage their built-in CSI drivers and create storageClasses based on pre-defined drives or via the dynamic provisioning. It "just works" in cloud because the cloud is awesome.

I don't know how to satisfy PersistentVolumeClaims in on-prem scenarios because there is no "default" disk provisioning. Users will have to build their own disks and then I don't have a good native way to manage that storage.

I was looking at some tools and things like OpenEBS, rook-ceph, and Longhorn seem pretty popular. Longhorn seems the easiest to use from a deployment/configuration experience, but I have no idea if it's overkill, underkill, just right, terrible, unreliable, etc.

So, I come to you as an expert developer, what's the best way to persist block storage in a kubernetes environment which is of course, ephemeral by nature.

The application won't need any disk, but we are leveraging Clickhouse now as an OLAP database to store info on files which are scanned and classified. Traditional SQL/PGSQL was just too slow on the query side to support the kinds of records we're loading - up to billions per-client. It is vital that Clickhouse - which will be deployed inside kubernetes as a statefulSet resource - has some kind of volume persistence so that if the node restarts, data is not lost. It would also be good to be able to take and automate snapshots and backups for this deployment.

What do you think?

Cloud Native Storage

Persistent block storage for Kubernetes

www.rancher.com

 

[John Price]

oppenheimer sounds boring

 

[LarryFisherman]

oppenheimer sounds boring

bro how are you going to ignore me. not cool.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I don't know how to persist volumes when deploying kubernetes on-prem.

In Azure or AWS clusters, you could just leverage their built-in CSI drivers and create storageClasses based on pre-defined drives or via the dynamic provisioning. It "just works" in cloud because the cloud is awesome.

I don't know how to satisfy PersistentVolumeClaims in on-prem scenarios because there is no "default" disk provisioning. Users will have to build their own disks and then I don't have a good native way to manage that storage.

I was looking at some tools and things like OpenEBS, rook-ceph, and Longhorn seem pretty popular. Longhorn seems the easiest to use from a deployment/configuration experience, but I have no idea if it's overkill, underkill, just right, terrible, unreliable, etc.

So, I come to you as an expert developer, what's the best way to persist block storage in a kubernetes environment which is of course, ephemeral by nature.

The application won't need any disk, but we are leveraging Clickhouse now as an OLAP database to store info on files which are scanned and classified. Traditional SQL/PGSQL was just too slow on the query side to support the kinds of records we're loading - up to billions per-client. It is vital that Clickhouse - which will be deployed inside kubernetes as a statefulSet resource - has some kind of volume persistence so that if the node restarts, data is not lost. It would also be good to be able to take and automate snapshots and backups for this deployment.

What do you think?

Cloud Native Storage

Persistent block storage for Kubernetes

www.rancher.com

Dude you are way too f***ing smart, and it's awesome you battled through some real shit to get here.

 

[John Price]

bro how are you going to ignore me. not cool.

i ain't reading all that shit bro the us game is on

 

[John Price]

Taking melatonin to go to sleep

gg, just was outplayed today

 

[John Price]

"Paldea region"

lmao

it has pink ass eyes like it smoked too much herblore. of course it would. Grass type.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

@Oogie Boogie when you go to japan go to one of those hole in the wall shops the locals eat at

Might be holding off until next March to go. Not 1000% sure though. I WILL be going though, just not sure if it will be in September or in March/April. Wouldn't mind going when the cherry blossoms come into bloom.

 

[LarryFisherman]

i ain't reading all that shit bro the us game is on

You are so disappointing

 

[Ben Grimm]

Would you eat that?​

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Saw this adorably-named and cute lil’ fridge freshener at Walmart last night!!!

I just love how it’s a cow….named Moo Moo!!!!

@PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

LeBron says of retirement: 'That day is not today'

LeBron James, who openly pondered retirement after the Lakers were swept in the Western Conference finals, announced at the ESPYS that he will continue his NBA career.

www.espn.com