MetalheadPenguinsFan
Registered User
The audible “crunch” of that huge ass bag of dog food immediately crushing those lightbulbs in the cart = gold!!

And afterwards:
“If only I had back the money that me and Catherine sent that TV preacher that was screwin’ the hockey player…”
“What about the kids???”
“Oh his kids can fend for themselves, I don’t care…”



