Useless Thread MCMXCVI - Christmas Is Canceled [CONFIRMED]

[John Price]

"Jon Heyman only talks about Boras clients to up their value."

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@PanthersPens62 will you stop f***ing shilling for the sec and ESPN, f***

all you do is promote pancakes, get up, greeny and f***ing GameDay

STFU you twat.

If @PanthersPens62 wants to promote ze pancakes, then @PanthersPens62 is heartily encouraged to promote the f***ing pancakes.

Pancakes > 99% of the shit you’ve ever posted

 

[John Price]

Go underground to steal military secrets and bust a billion-dollar enterprise in GTA Online: Agents of Sabotage.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Might not be posting here for a few days.

Shit’s come up

 

[John Price]

Might not be posting here for a few days.

Shit’s come up

wtf

 

[John Price]

f***

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

wtf

MIL’s cat is currently at vet. They’re pretty sure it’s abdominal cancer. She’s hasn’t eaten in 3-4 days, kept vomiting, and her heart rate has kept spiking since this morning.

Might need to put her down. The wife, I and especially MIL are feeling devastated right now.

 

[John Price]

Damn.

 

[John Price]

@End of Line
@PanthersPens62

 

[GIADF]

Hey JP, I just made a salad with some baked chicken breast.

In case you’re confused by what a salad is here is some light reading for you:

Salad - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[PanthersPens62]

Might not be posting here for a few days.

Shit’s come up

I hope all is/will be ok

 

[mattihp]

I wish I liked eggs. An egg sandwich is an enticing concept. Too bad eggs taste horrible

 

[John Price]

People are stupid, which is exactly why people have to be discouraged from smoking and gambling and eating 20 eggrolls everyday.

How can you be so annoyed by an anti-smoking ad that isn't talking about you

 

[Mantis]

I wish I liked eggs. An egg sandwich is an enticing concept. Too bad eggs taste horrible

Are you dumb

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I hate eggs too. Always have.

Bleeeech.

 

[John Price]

I got some birria ramen the other day which was good but they put a hardboiled egg in

foul

 

[End of Line]

I hate eggs too. Always have.

Bleeeech.

I eat em every morning lmao

And sorry to hear what you’re dealing with man

 

[John Price]

I had a small dallop of yogurt for breakfast

@End of Line mocking my big yogurt portion really struck home and made me reconsider what I eat

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I had a small dallop of yogurt for breakfast

@End of Line mocking my big yogurt portion really struck home and made me reconsider what I eat

We all were mocking you….

 

[John Price]

remember the scene in eastbound and down where he comes in as the delivery guy

 

[End of Line]

I had a small dallop of yogurt for breakfast

@End of Line mocking my big yogurt portion really struck home and made me reconsider what I eat

Had to put you blast. Sometimes it helps to do that.

 

[John Price]