the 5 levels of letting someone know they're an asshole driver:
1. a paper note tucked under their wiper blade... innocuous
2. that same f***ing note... stuck on the windscreen with a sunday brunch sized smear vaseline to make it stick.... both the physical note and the point of it. ....no damage, just annoying to clean
3. f*** the note. passenger side, clip BOTH valve stems on the tires.... why 2? ..cause no one has 2 spares to get out of this jam. tires undamaged. full annoyance to get tow to fix it. waste their time
4. lazy, unoriginal, boring .....the classic keying of the car..... still gets you from A to Z but ya, that paint job be f***ed and for them cost to fix
5. the best. expanding spray foam right up the tailpipe..... now there's some real dollars to replace pipes even before you turn the key. most people wouldnt notice and try and start and drive the vehicle anyways.
6? ....there is no level 6