tarheelhockey
Offside Review Specialist
I remember it was huge deal when our class room got an apple.
I remember this one time in the high school cafeteria, a guy tried to start a food fight by throwing an apple baseball-style across the room and nailed another dude right in the eye. It knocked him out... like, completely unconscious. For like two whole months after that he had this hideous black eye that made it look like he had been in a fight, but really he just got KTFO by a random flying apple.
Wait, what are we talking about?