OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 185: Implied oral consent

[MartyOwns]

A little kid across the street from me got a go kart for christmas. You read that right. I've wanted one when I was a kid and never got one. ****.

start stockpiling turtle shells and banana peels

 

[Zippy316]

Say it ain't so. I will not go.

Turn the lights off, carry me home.

 

[Cowbell232]

start stockpiling turtle shells and banana peels

Get the mystery box!

 

[BenedictGomez]

I wouldn't mind a nice big snow here in the Lehigh Valley.

You should do well. The further west the better. I bet you get at least 5".

 

[DatBoyJPP]

Good news snow lovers.

The ground level temps are lower than the computer models forecast for this morning/today as it's currently snowing in DC (was supposed to be all rain there). That means it's a safe bet that the rain/snow line will have to move south and Jersey is going to get more snow than predicted. Wouldnt shock me at all if Hunterdon, Sussex etc.. get a solid 5" or 6" out of this just judging by the computerized water content map. At any rate, I think it will be more than the "dusting to 2" they called for. Hopefully the Poconos and high elevations get slammed with 10" or more for the skiers.


EDIT: Wait, now I see The Weather Channel is calling for ALL rain for New Jersey? I dont know WTF they're smoking, seriously, it's definitely going to snow in much of NJ, especially NW.

Already snowing in based Warren County :3

 

[Cowbell232]

It's starting to snow in midtown Manhattan.

 

[New Jersey]

Dat new iPad mini smell...

 

[Cowbell232]

Dat new iPad mini smell...

I don't understand any of this. And I'm okay with that.

 

[Scott04]

It's starting to snow in midtown Manhattan.

Probably started about half an hour ago here in Essex county as well. I would be more unhappy with that if I actually had anywhere to be. But since I don't... meh.

 

[New Jersey]

I don't understand any of this. And I'm okay with that.

Got an iPad mini from the folks for Christmas... Was making a joke about the smell of a new Apple product. Like new car smell.

Who doesn't love the smell of fresh plastic and silicon?

 

[DatBoyJPP]

Who doesn't love the smell of fresh plastic and silicon?

Are we talking ipods or hookers?

 

[Cowbell232]

Probably started about half an hour ago here in Essex county as well. I would be more unhappy with that if I actually had anywhere to be. But since I don't... meh.

I'm just hoping to doesn't get bad before I get home. Might leave a touch early anyways. This office is dead today too.

I'm really hoping it doesn't **** me up too bad tomorrow, but knowing NJTransit, I might as well sleep here instead... haha

 

[Cowbell232]

Got an iPad mini from the folks for Christmas... Was making a joke about the smell of a new Apple product. Like new car smell.

Who doesn't love the smell of fresh plastic and silicon?

What?

 

[DatBoyJPP]

What?

 

[New Jersey]

Are we talking ipods or hookers?

You decide.

What?

Yup.

Happy Holidays to all.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

You decide.

Well I don't like the smell of hookers

 

[New Jersey]

In all seriousness, I haven't even touched my laptop since I took this thing out of the box. I mean, I haven't had to do any schoolwork obviously, but I really enjoy using this thing for all the recreational web browsing and whatnot.

My first tablet = Nerdgasm.

 

[Scott04]

I'm just hoping to doesn't get bad before I get home. Might leave a touch early anyways. This office is dead today too.

I'm really hoping it doesn't **** me up too bad tomorrow, but knowing NJTransit, I might as well sleep here instead... haha

Even though I don't have anything planned/anywhere to go, I'm just hoping its not too bad (at least by the morning if nothing else) in case I come up with a reason to do anything. It doesn't bother me, but I at least like having the option of leaving the house if I want to. Going to drive me nuts if I'm stuck because of the weather too long.

Well I don't like the smell of hookers

New dvd/video game smell > old hooker smell by far.

 

[Cowbell232]

For real. That's the best image you've ever posted.

 

[Cowbell232]

Well I don't like the smell of hookers

Reminds me of my trunk way too much.

 

[Scott04]

Reminds me of my trunk way too much.

Is that why everyone talks about how great that new car smell is?

 

[MartyOwns]

dont ipads generally smell like child labor and suicide nets?

Sent from my iPhone

 

[Wingman77]

Reminds me of my trunk way too much.

You can fit tree bodies in dere

Just kidding I'm tryna levitate the situation, so ya wanna buy da car or wha

 

[New Jersey]

You can fit tree bodies in dere

Just kidding I'm tryna levitate the situation, so ya wanna buy da car or wha

Dat Ford Fuooshun.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

They're calling for 12-16 inches of snow in Buffalo. Sure, don't snow when I want it to, snow when I have a train to catch tomorrow at 8 AM to come down to NJ to see my friends.