OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 185: Implied oral consent
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Jersey Man
Mad Dog
There is a girl im fb friends with who has 469 likes on her profile picture. How the **** is that possible? holy ****. She is a junior in high school.
DatBoyJPP
Good Night
Lol, put that back, you dont know where its been.
Maybe extra money on craigslist?
Proceed with caution else your dick turns blacj and falls off
Jersey Man
Mad Dog
I'm going to guess it's not because of her intellect. Do you know if she's an attention *****? Or Pat could be right, maybe it's a bunch of creepers who like her look.
Jersey Man
Mad Dog
strangely enough I don't think so. idk why I'm friends with her because its a friends sister so I don't know her personally. i feel like deleting her.
DatBoyJPP
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Yeah, you don't know why you are facebook friends with your friend's sister. I have a couple Facebook friends like her. No need to lie or feel bad about it.
CerebralGenesis
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Merry Christmas folks!
And usually the strange kids friend me on FB. but I'm a high school legend so i allow it
And usually the strange kids friend me on FB. but I'm a high school legend so i allow it
Scott04
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I have plenty of these. Although they were people I was friendly with and saw frequently enough in college. Don't talk to them anymore and really have no desire to, but I am far too lazy to go through the process of unfriending people. Especially if they're nice to look at. Makes my newsfeed more entertaining at times.
BrodeurRULES
RIP Lokomotiv
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I definitely have a few of these. Haven't talked to them in years, but I don't mind admiring their pictures in summer.
Christmas supper at my grandparents was pushed to today because everyone was sick yesterday. They're nuts if they think I'm going there one day after they had the flu. That **** doesn't just magically heal overnight. Gotta go to Montreal anyway to pick up my buddy at the airport. His damn flight doesn't even land until around 1 in the morning, so we'll hang out at the nearby strippers while we wait.
selyar
Need cupcakes?
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Richer's Ghost
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Take day off to sleep in and catch up on sleep after 3 days at in-laws? Naaaah, blizzard hits with 3" of snow already and another 7-10" by later today some get to get wife up and shovel drive way and teach her how to use 4 wheel drive on my SUV and clear walk and yard so the puppy will go outside.
A poop cleanup, a minor flood in the bathroom thanks to puppy chewing on shower curtain and a sweat soaked shirt later and now I'm too awake to go back to sleep. Awesome start to my day off. Maybe I'll use the molecular gastronomy kit I got for Christmas to make scrambled egg and maple sausage perles.
A poop cleanup, a minor flood in the bathroom thanks to puppy chewing on shower curtain and a sweat soaked shirt later and now I'm too awake to go back to sleep. Awesome start to my day off. Maybe I'll use the molecular gastronomy kit I got for Christmas to make scrambled egg and maple sausage perles.
Zippy316
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MartyOwns
thank you shero
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BenedictGomez
Corsi is GROSSLY overrated
Good news snow lovers.
The ground level temps are lower than the computer models forecast for this morning/today as it's currently snowing in DC (was supposed to be all rain there). That means it's a safe bet that the rain/snow line will have to move south and Jersey is going to get more snow than predicted. Wouldnt shock me at all if Hunterdon, Sussex etc.. get a solid 5" or 6" out of this just judging by the computerized water content map. At any rate, I think it will be more than the "dusting to 2" they called for. Hopefully the Poconos and high elevations get slammed with 10" or more for the skiers.
EDIT: Wait, now I see The Weather Channel is calling for ALL rain for New Jersey? I dont know WTF they're smoking, seriously, it's definitely going to snow in much of NJ, especially NW.
The ground level temps are lower than the computer models forecast for this morning/today as it's currently snowing in DC (was supposed to be all rain there). That means it's a safe bet that the rain/snow line will have to move south and Jersey is going to get more snow than predicted. Wouldnt shock me at all if Hunterdon, Sussex etc.. get a solid 5" or 6" out of this just judging by the computerized water content map. At any rate, I think it will be more than the "dusting to 2" they called for. Hopefully the Poconos and high elevations get slammed with 10" or more for the skiers.
EDIT: Wait, now I see The Weather Channel is calling for ALL rain for New Jersey? I dont know WTF they're smoking, seriously, it's definitely going to snow in much of NJ, especially NW.
Jersey Man
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A little kid across the street from me got a go kart for christmas. You read that right. I've wanted one when I was a kid and never got one. ****.
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I wouldn't mind a nice big snow here in the Lehigh Valley.
Damn. Lucky bugger.
I can't decide if my favorite gift this year was the 10in compound miter saw or the "Keep calm and pass to Kovy" shirt
Damn. Lucky bugger.
I can't decide if my favorite gift this year was the 10in compound miter saw or the "Keep calm and pass to Kovy" shirt
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