The San Jose Sharks are horror-bad

[The Panther]

I actually feel bad for the Sharks' broadcasting team (I'm watching theirs). They're doing a really professional job.

They have a Stanley-Cup level broadcasting team.

 

[Patty Ice]

I totally forgot world junior legend Zadina was on this roster

He was doing really well with Hertl at the start of the season. Then Quinn decided he was being too effective and moved him down to the 4th line.

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

Canucks goals tonight: 10
Sharks goals this season: 9

Oooooof.

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

They're legitimately not NHL caliber... I'm not even sure if they're AHL caliber.

 

[BobColesNasalCavity]

Canucks showing absolutely no mercy at the Shark tank.

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

Canucks goals tonight: 10
Sharks goals this season: 9

Oooooof.

That's incredible

 

[Headshot77]

Not one NHL level player in that group. I honestly struggle to see how they are meant to rebuild a D corps from 0 good players to 6 with no support whatsoever for any new and promising youngsters.

Even with all the tanking plans, this will cause sizable issues down the line. What message does this send to Eklund, Bordeleau and co.? How are you meant to find your goalie, when nobody can succeed behind that abomination of a team?

The dark side of Free agency is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

 

[91Fedorov91]

He was doing really well with Hertl at the start of the season. Then Quinn decided he was being too effective and moved him down to the 4th line.

Quinn was such a bad hire.

 

[SI90]

This is ugly. They should just completely tear it down at this point. Sell off the vets

 

[Breakers]

San Jose needs ANYBODY to look even remotely passable so maybe they can get some picks at the deadline.

 

[53or8]

Canucks showing absolutely no mercy at the Shark tank.

Usually it's the other way around when they are playing the canucks at home

 

[Scoripo Rising]

They're not even trying out there.

 

[Solmors]

This is ugly. They should just completely tear it down at this point. Sell off the vets

The problem is their vets have long terms, high cap hits, and NMC, so they are impossible to sell off. We would have to give away picks for people to take them.

 

[Breakers]

Has San Jose Taken on any cap dumps for trades?

I can’t remember all their trades
They should be blasting out messages to all teams we’ll take on bad contracts.

 

[dealwithit]

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

If I'm Tomas Hertl I'd request a trade after tonight and after these first 10 games.


Dude is literally on an island. He and Duclair are the only two players that aren't 4th line/bottom pairing caliber or worse on that entire roster.

 

[91Fedorov91]

The problem is their vets have long terms, high cap hits, and NMC, so they are impossible to sell off. We would have to give away picks for people to take them.

Damn, Doug Wilson screwed the Sharks big time.

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Now my Demko shutout is ruined with a meaningless late goal.

This team can’t do anything right

If I'm Tomas Hertl I'd request a trade after tonight and after these first 10 games.


Dude is literally on an island. He and Duclair are the only two players that aren't 4th line/bottom pairing caliber or worse on that entire roster.

Couture is but he’s hurt.

 

[Headshot77]

On pace to go 0-74-8

 

[Chaels Arms]

The problem with being this bad is you really shouldn't even have any of the good young players on the team. Eklund is just going to get discouraged and develop bad habits. Instead of training in a few months he'll just be sitting in his apartment eating ice cream and playing Fortnite like me.

 

[SI90]

The problem is their vets have long terms, high cap hits, and NMC, so they are impossible to sell off. We would have to give away picks for people to take them.

I just looked. Couture Vlasic and Hertl deals are ugly. They’d have to retain and take cap dumps.

Hertl deals is way too long to retain.

I would have taken vlasic on the isles but at 2 more years and 7mil cap that’s rough. Would have to retain 50%

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[Skeksis25]

If I'm Tomas Hertl I'd request a trade after tonight and after these first 10 games.


Dude is literally on an island. He and Duclair are the only two players that aren't 4th line/bottom pairing caliber or worse on that entire roster.

Who is trading for him and his contract?

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

If I'm Tomas Hertl I'd request a trade after tonight and after these first 10 games.


Dude is literally on an island. He and Duclair are the only two players that aren't 4th line/bottom pairing caliber or worse on that entire roster.

Should go all Denis Lemieux the moment the clock hits zero.

 

[Cas]

I just looked. Couture Vlasic and Hertl deals are ugly. They’d have to retain and take cap dumps.

Hertl deals is way too long to retain.

I would have taken vlasic on the isles but at 2 more years and 7mil cap that’s rough. Would have to retain 50%

Vlasic couldn't make a junior high school team anymore. You wouldn't want him anyway.

 

[Chuck Norris Trophy]

No worries, they will beat the Penguins tomorrow.