Tribute The Official "Fire Tortorella" Thread

[Striiker]

Example #892 of Torts having a fetish for intangibles instead of anything that matters

https://x.com/i/web/status/1857815742877458563

 

[DancingPanther]

Example #892 of Torts having a fetish for intangibles instead of anything that matters

https://x.com/i/web/status/1857815742877458563

"In the KHL, there's lots of looping and swinging, and speed. I already know a couple of things that we're going to have to work on with Michkov to get him ready to play the North American style of game" - Armstrong

 

[Beef Invictus]

Every day I wake up and feel blessed that I’m not the type of person who worship this guy

https://x.com/i/web/status/1856014719397609596

Oh look, the guy who started his job by proudly announcing that he wouldn't do his job, finding new and stupid ways not to do his job.

 

[Beef Invictus]

"In the KHL, there's lots of looping and swinging, and speed. I already know a couple of things that we're going to have to work on with Michkov to get him ready to play the North American style of game" - Armstrong

Guys haven't watched a KHL game since the 90s

 

[blackjackmulligan]

When can we expect a Torts extension? Sometime in January?

 

[dragonoffrost]

When can we expect a Torts extension? Sometime in January?

Our Christmas present from Danny and Keith

 

[Embiid]

Tort's "extension"

 

[Flyerfan4life]

i feel bad for anyone who truely believes Torts is getting fired..

he is 100% moving up the chain of power and will continue having full say of whats going on on the ice by means of making sure the next HC is a Torts yes man.

 

[blackjackmulligan]

i feel bad for anyone who truely believes Torts is getting fired..

he is 100% moving up the chain of power and will continue having full say of whats going on on the ice by means of making sure the next HC is a Torts yes man.

Assuming he wants to give up coaching this team anytime soon.

Do you see "Hilf" denying him an extension to coach? I bet his agent doesn't even have those talks with Danny and Jones!!!

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Assuming he wants to give up coaching this team anytime soon.

Do you see "Hilf" denying him an extension to coach? I bet his agent doesn't even have those talks with Danny and Jones!!!

he made it clear this was his last gig at HC. he will def. want to move up. as opposed to retiring.

 

[Lord Defect]

he made it clear this was his last gig at HC. he will def. want to move up. as opposed to retiring.

He can be the next gritty

 

[blackjackmulligan]

he made it clear this was his last gig at HC. he will def. want to move up. as opposed to retiring.

His last gig sure. I am talking about this team only. He wouldn't have any suitors anyway. You think he is going to walk away after this season? He still wants to coach imo and will want an extension. He will get it also imo.

 

[CdnSnowflake]

Love all those accomplished coaches on this site evaluating Torts.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Love all those accomplished posters on on this site evaluating posters.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Love all those accomplished coaches on this site evaluating Torts.

Ahhh appeals to authority.


I am certain that you will never question anyone who does anything better than you. That would be hypocritical.

Of course a glance of your posting history finds that you question the current paths GMs are following. What makes you accomplished enough to question a GM?

 

[Starat327]

Wasn't there a user creation date to posting ability delay at some point?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wasn't there a user creation date to posting ability delay at some point?

Create threads, it's still there, I think.

 

[CerpinTaxt]

Love all those accomplished coaches on this site evaluating Torts.

If I see a helicopter crash into a building I don't need to be a helicopter pilot to know that dude f***ed up.

 

[Starat327]

Create threads, it's still there, I think.

Ah, right.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Love all those accomplished coaches on this site evaluating Torts.

yea esp. given how we arent dentists..

the weirder part is every poster here has exactly the same number of SC wins as Torts in the last 20 years...

 

[blackjackmulligan]

If I see a helicopter crash into a building I don't need to be a helicopter pilot to know that dude f***ed up.

Well what if it is total engine failure?

 

[ponder719]

yea esp. given how we arent dentists..

We aren't? I'd have sworn trying to get through to some people on here was like pulling teeth.

 

[CdnSnowflake]

If I see a helicopter crash into a building I don't need to be a helicopter pilot to know that dude f***ed up.

Might have been engine failure. Assume it was the pilot, and later find out it wasn't, look foolish.

Ahhh appeals to authority.


I am certain that you will never question anyone who does anything better than you. That would be hypocritical.

Of course a glance of your posting history finds that you question the current paths GMs are following. What makes you accomplished enough to question a GM?

I am like every other sports fan on here, wiser than coaches and GMs alike, and certainly wiser than my fellow debaters. Isn't that how these online things work?

 

[CdnSnowflake]

Well what if it is total engine failure?

I already addressed that. Someone thought up a very poor comparison because they had an emotional reaction to criticism. Criticism that was general and not even aimed at one person. Go figure.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Might have been engine failure. Assume it was the pilot, and later find out it wasn't, look foolish.


I am like every other sports fan on here, wiser than coaches and GMs alike, and certainly wiser than my fellow debaters. Isn't that how these online things work?

If you think that Tortorella is doing a good job then you'll want to step back from the "wiser than others" claims.

You should also skip the preachy hypocrisy, especially in defense of someone who is doing an objectively bad job and hasn't won (Or been close, despite having good rosters) anything in two decades.